Episodes (TV Series)
Episode Two (2011)
Stephen Mangan: Sean Lincoln
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Quotes
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Sean Lincoln : [trying to enter their gated community] Wallace, you know us. We go through this every day.
Beverly Lincoln : How can you not remember? We waved to you when we left this morning.
Wallace : Everybody waves.
[Beverly and Sean shake their heads in disbelief]
Wallace : Name?
Sean Lincoln : Lincoln.
Wallace : [scanning his list] Lincoln.
Sean Lincoln : Lincoln. With an "L"...
Beverly Lincoln : Like the car, the tunnel in New York, your dead president.
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Matt LeBlanc : Don't let them force you to cast anyone you don't want.
Beverly Lincoln : All right.
Matt LeBlanc : I mean it. If they start pushing you around, let me be the bad guy.
Sean Lincoln : Really?
Matt LeBlanc : Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a lot harder for them to fuck with me than fuck with you. Besides, Merc and I go way back. I've known him since he ran NBC Sports and used to get me Laker Girls.
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Jamie Lapidus : Welcome to L.A. So, are you ready to go back to England yet?
[Sean and Beverly laugh]
Sean Lincoln : Hardly.
Beverly Lincoln : In a heartbeat.
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Carol Rance : Um, would you mind not mentioning to anyone that I've been in the master bedroom?
Sean Lincoln : All right... Oh.
Carol Rance : I just wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression.
Sean Lincoln : Absolutely.
Carol Rance : "She's sleeping with her boss." Wouldn't wanna be *that* girl.
Sean Lincoln : No...
[they laugh awkwardly]
Sean Lincoln : Especially since his wife is blind.
Carol Rance : Right! Because that would make me...
Sean Lincoln : A monster!
Carol Rance : Yes!
[chuckles]
Carol Rance : Rawr!
[prolonged awkward laughter]
Carol Rance : Even if it started before she went...
Sean Lincoln : Still not good.