The IT Crowd (TV Series)
Italian for Beginners (2010)
Richard Ayoade: Maurice Moss
Quotes
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Moss : You're going Close Encounters-crazy, Roy!
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Moss : These toys may smell of wee come the morn.
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Moss : A *fire*?
Roy Trenneman : That's right. At the sea lion show, apparently.
Jen Barber : Aren't those shows usually out in the open?
Roy Trenneman : Well, yeah, I mean that's what I would've... Yeah.
Jen Barber : Lots of water everywhere.
Roy Trenneman : Yeah, I mean, I would imagine a whale need a lot of water. I don't think you can have whale in a place where there isn't a huge amount of water.
Jen Barber : It just seem like a weird place to go on fire.
Roy Trenneman : It's a *very* weird place to go on fire.
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Moss : It's a Sea Parks, isn't it? You're building a Sea Parks out of mashed potatoes.
Roy Trenneman : There are twelve exits, Moss. Twelve exits! For only 200 people.
Moss : You're going Close Encounters-crazy, Roy! You need to let it go.
Roy Trenneman : To have killed anyone the fire has to start, here, here, and here. And close in like this. But, how is it spreaded? There is no wood in a Sea Parks arena. And why there is no wood? Because it rots. And why does it rots? Because of all the water...
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Jen Barber : It's not that much of a lie, Moss. Because I have always wanted to speaks Italian... and I can sound like I'm speaking Italian, so it's... more or less the same thing.
Moss : Yeah, except to Italian. Or people who can understand Italian.
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Roy Trenneman : Her parent died in a fire.
Jen Barber : Oh, God. I'm sorry, that's horrible.
Roy Trenneman : Yeah, yeah, it was a fire... At Sea Parks.
Moss : [after a pause] Sea Parks?
Roy Trenneman : Yeah.
Jen Barber : With the...
Roy Trenneman : With the whales and everything, yeah...
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Jen Barber : How is Julia, The Orphan?
Roy Trenneman : Don't call her that.
Moss : Why?
Jen Barber : It was the first thing you told us about her.
Moss : I totally think of her as Julia The Orphan.
Roy Trenneman : Well get out of the habit of it. What if it slips out when you meet her in person?
Jen Barber : I'm hardly likely to say "Hello, Julia The Orphan." To her am I?
Moss : I totally would say that to her.
Roy Trenneman : Yeah, I know you would.
Moss : But she's still an orphan, right?
Roy Trenneman : Yes. Her parents haven't come back to life.