- John Casey: And with that single flash, we might just be able to take him down. Good to have you back.
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh, I'm not staying.
- Sarah Walker: I think he misses you.
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh, I know he does.
- [Casey groans]
- Sarah Walker: Well, he made a promise to his sister. Chuck doesn't want to be a spy and lie about it, too.
- John Casey: Your boyfriend needs some big boy pants. He's a spy. He's good at it.
- Sarah Walker: I know, Casey. You miss him, too.
- John Casey: What? I don't miss him.
- Chuck Bartowski: But today has been a strange, uh, day of interviews.
- Interviewer: Really? How?
- Chuck Bartowski: Well, for starters, uh, have you ever had anyone fall asleep in an interview?
- [Cut to an interviewer asleep]
- Chuck Bartowski: Just after that, person sitting in your position got a little sick.
- [Cut to an interviewer vomiting]
- Chuck Bartowski: Just after that, the interviewer started going into convulsions.
- [Cut to interviewer having convulsions]
- Chuck Bartowski: The last interview I just came from, they - they told me they were going for a cup of coffee and they never came back.
- Sarah Walker: Chuck, listen to me. You do not have to be a spy.
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh no. No. No. I know. Yeah.
- [Looking at Beckman]
- Chuck Bartowski: Beckman just offered me a position and I turned her down.
- [Beckman glares at him]
- Sarah Walker: How did she react?
- Chuck Bartowski: Well -
- [Beckman activates a trapdoor beneath Chuck. Chuck screams]
- Harry: [as Chuck and Morgan are breaking into their repossesed car] You young, over-sexed, underworked kids. You don't mess with the Repo Man. NOT EVER!
- Sarah Walker: Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
- John Casey: ...No.
- [Casey clears his throat]
- John Casey: I either leave or they die.
- Sarah Walker: [Waking up after being gassed] Where are we?
- John Casey: Desolation, frostbite. Must be Russia.
- Marco: [after Marco orders his men to kill Chuck and Morgan] Well, it all seemed a bit... anti-climatic.
- John Casey: I'm going to tear you limb from limb from limb.
- Marco: Okay, I got it. Somebody please shoot this guy.
- Chuck Bartowski: [Over the radio] Hello?
- Marco: [to radio] Yes. Who is it?
- Chuck Bartowski: Look, you clearly have no idea who I am since you only sent ten of your men to take care of me. So let me break it down for you: if you touch a hair on Sarah's head, I will do to you what I've just done to your men. Do you understand? I'm coming down there now.
- Marco: [as Mary is pointing a gun at him] Please. I have a family.
- Mary Elizabeth Bartowski: So do I.
- [Mary fires her weapon]
- Chuck Bartowski: General, I'm out of the spy game.
- General Diane Beckman: You're out when I say you're out.
- Chuck Bartowski: If memory serves, you actually said
- [Chuck impersonates Beckman]
- Chuck Bartowski: "Chuck, you are out of the spy game."
- General Diane Beckman: I changed my mind! You're back. Discussion over! And don't think you're going to find another job.
- Sarah Walker: No lying - that was our rule.
- Chuck Bartowski: In all fairness, I was just - you know, keeping a secret. I wasn't lying.
- Sarah Walker: New rule: No secrets. No lies.
- Chuck Bartowski: Starting now.
- Sarah Walker: Starting now!
- Chuck Bartowski: If I set off the EMP, it disables the building, then we walk out of here.
- Sarah Walker: But, Chuck, the computer. You will lose the file. You might never find your mom.
- Chuck Bartowski: Yeah, well, it's not worth losing you... any of you.
- Sarah Walker: But, Chuck, you know what this means. You're going to have to rejoin the agency, and be a spy.
- Chuck Bartowski: I know. The question is, do we tell Beckman about my mom?
- Sarah Walker: No. Not yet. Chuck, what about your sister? What are you going to tell Ellie?
- Chuck Bartowski: I have to tell her the truth. I have to tell her that I am a spy.
- Ellie Bartowski: I'm really happy right now, Chuck. I mean, I'm starting a family - a new family. And you have Sarah, and you're safe. And - just - I'm really so happy now.
- Chuck Bartowski: [Cut to Chuck and Sarah in bed] I couldn't tell her, not now. She doesn't want me to be a spy. But our dad gave me this mission to find our mom. To know the truth. I can't not do this. I have to do this!
- Sarah Walker: That's not being a spy. That's being a brother.
- Chuck Bartowski: [Entering the Manager's office] Um, hello. My name is Chuck Bartowski. And, uh, it's funny, I-I used to work here.
- General Diane Beckman: You still do work here.
- [the chair turns around, revealing Beckman]
- General Diane Beckman: Hello Chuck. Welcome back.