- Bo Dennis: [about Allison] Looks like that's something we had in common - Looking for love in all the wrong places.
- Kenzi Malikov: Is that your way of saying "anal"?
- Kenzi Malikov: [During speed-dating] Oh, my favorite literary quote about regret. Wow. Fun. Um, well, I think it was the great poet, uh, Ludacris who said, "regret is for suckaz, for suckaz, for suckaz. Regret is for suckaz... bitch".
- Bo Dennis: Anything upstairs?
- Kenzi Malikov: Uh, just a fancy gitch collection. I'd say milady was single and ready to crotch mingle.
- Bo Dennis: Oh, Kenzi. You have the soul of a poet.
- Kenzi Malikov: I know this.
- Bo Dennis: I guess Allison was a little bit more sentimental.
- [Looks at the bookshelf]
- Bo Dennis: I mean, check out these titles. "The Gigantic Romantic". "Don't Let Love Go, or Love Will Let Go of You". Actually, I bought this one, too.
- Saskia: [At Bo] I'm new in town, And I really wasn't planning on a turf war right out of the gate, so if this is your place, it was just plain rude of you not to mark your territory.
- Kenzi Malikov: What, like, pee on it?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: I know a way of tracking the coin - a ceremony. But it requires a human female to complete it.
- Kenzi Malikov: Is this some kind of sex thing?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: What? No, no.
- Kenzi Malikov: Or, like, a virgin sacrifice? 'cause I don't think I can help you with that one.
- Bo Dennis: We always talk about me. I wanna hear about Kenzi's latest adventures.
- Kenzi Malikov: Oh, my god. Where do I start? Okay, first, he will deny it, but Trick totally tried to virgin sacrifice me.