Blue Mountain State (TV Series)

The Fingering (2010)

Chris Romano: Sammy Cacciatore

Quotes 

• BMS Cheerleader #1 - Kate : Sammy, we would love it if you showered with us.

  Sammy Cacciatore : Again?

• Thad Castle : He was using you, mascot.

  Sammy Cacciatore : Yeah? Well at least he knows my name. So who's using who?

  Thad Castle : Hey, I know your name, but saying isn't what's important right now.

• Thad Castle : Enough! We have a game in two hours. We've got the entire team in a pile. Everyone's got a motive for touching my asshole. Guys hands are smelling like shit. Mascot's got the homeless guy.

  Sammy Cacciatore : [Gestures to self]  Sammy.

  Thad Castle : [Screeching]  And now you're telling me the coaches could be involved? This goes way deeper than my asshole.