Blue Mountain State (TV Series)

The Fingering (2010)

Alan Ritchson: Thad Castle

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Quotes 

• Thad Castle : Which one of you assholes stuck his finger in my asshole?

• Thad Castle : I'm gonna sack you so hard your dick's gonna go into your throat and your gonna choke on your dick and die!

• Thad Castle : I will have my friend, Larry, here, stick his fingers so far up your ass your breathe will smell like Larry's fingers.

• Thad Castle : I wouldn't touch my asshole with Larry's finger!

• Thad Castle : Twist left! Twist left! Great job, Larry!

  Larry : Focus, Thad!

• Thad Castle : He was using you, mascot.

  Sammy Cacciatore : Yeah? Well at least he knows my name. So who's using who?

  Thad Castle : Hey, I know your name, but saying isn't what's important right now.

• Thad Castle : Enough! We have a game in two hours. We've got the entire team in a pile. Everyone's got a motive for touching my asshole. Guys hands are smelling like shit. Mascot's got the homeless guy.

  Sammy Cacciatore : [Gestures to self]  Sammy.

  Thad Castle : [Screeching]  And now you're telling me the coaches could be involved? This goes way deeper than my asshole.