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Certification

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MPAA Rated PG-13 for some sexual content including references
Certification

Sex & Nudity

  • Loaded with comedic sexual innuendo. Only one scene of implied sex between supporting characters. No explicit nudity.

Violence & Gore

Profanity

  • The word Shit pops up once by Chris's dad, also a hand full of "damns" by Chris's dad once incorporated with "God" 1 "what the hell" comes up and a cut off of what sounded like it was fixing to be a F bomb. 1 use of the word ass (in regards to butt), balls (in regards to a male part), penis, and douche also show up. At one point Chris's dad is trying to steal away the cheif wine maker for the chateau and the wine maker tells him "if you owned an animal shelter you could bottle piss, but if you want to bottle piss your sons the man for the job."

Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking

  • This is about a winery, and they drink consistently through out the film, in the start of the film the best friend (Jen) tells Wendy (main character) that shes going to get her drunk. Wendy at one point in the film says that "booze" is totally making a "come back." YES, it's a COMEDY, duh.

Frightening & Intense Scenes

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Sex & Nudity

  • So here are some of the things I noticed in the movie that would perhaps be concerning to parents. The movie starts with Wendy (the main character) calling her best friend Jen on the telephone, Jen is angry at Wendy for being late for their "girls night out" together and Wendy says shes on her way so Jen suggests "Hey why don't we watch 'Sex in the city' and throw olives at the screen every time some poor girl gets screwed by a douche bag". Later on Wendy's father dies, leaving her the chateau so Wendy meets the employees that worked for her father, when she meets the first employee her best friend is with her and the guy says "I'm gonna break this white girl" in poruguese Jen does not like the guy so she says "touch me and I'll permanently seperate your balls" to which the guy responds "your loss". Yet more sexual references happen when Wendy runs into Chris at the grocery store, Chris had already bought her a tank of gas earlier in the film so Wendy offers to repay him by paying for his "grocerys" but all he has in his basket is one food item and a pack of condoms so he says "you want to buy my um---" and wendy says "OH condoms! teaching a sex ed class later?" and Chris responds again saying "I'm sorry I don't know you enough to let you buy my prophylactics (protection)" Jen (her best friend) was spying the scene between Wendy and Chris and asked Wendy if she was flirty to which Wendy responds "yes I broke a bottle of wine and offered to buy him condoms". When Wendy and Jen meet Chris's dad for the first time Jen tells Wendy "I've been around enough dicks in my life to know one when I see them". There are a number of mentions of "Six pack abs" by Jen, Ramario at one point makes a joke about getting his "hands wet". When Ramario and Jen get together she tells him she does'nt like men who "wax their chest hair off" then she proceeds to ask Romario "when are you gonna give it up?" to which he responds "when I get what I want, Don't leave until your relaxed" Later on Wendy walks in the liveing room to find Romario sitting on her sofa with out a shirt on eating snacks and asks "woah whats wrong with this picture?" Romario says that Jen "wore" him out and Wendy responds "So I heard, thin walls you know." Jen proceeds to be more frustrated with Romario when he sends her "love sonnets" she tells Wendy she wants "Dirty texts" and says in frustration at her phone screen "just do me already!" She sees Ramario and he tries to talk to her about their "relationship" and Jen tells him less talking, they start to kiss and then step behind wine silos and the screen returns to Wendy's story. Ramario starts to fall for Jen and tells her she has broken his feelings and Jen's response to the situation was "how many times do I have to explain to him what friends with benefits means?" and by telling Ramario that it was "just supposed to be physical". Back to the story of Wendy and Chris- On their very first date together Wendy asks Chris "are you taking me some place cheap and dirty or expensive and just nasty?" they go to some place where they have a drink and Wendy tells him the alcohol is good and that she may start giving "lap dances" later to which he responds "I should have bought more condoms". In the middle of their date Chris's old girl friend comes in and for what ever reason he hides under the table and tells Wendy why. Wendy reacts to the situation by saying "why not act like a man and pretend you've got a penis?" she also tells him that she may not have expected anything out of their first date but "shaved" her legs and got a "bikini wax" "just in case" Chris asks Wendy out on another date by saying "in the interest of pretending I have a penis will you go out with me again" Wendy agrees and he tells her to be there at 7:30 in a "French maid outfit". They go on their second date and Wendy tells Chris "You never know where the night may lead" later on he kisses her while grabbing her lower back and pulling her to himself. Wendy tells all the guys "I'll give 20 bucks to the man who can tell me the dirtiest joke" at that moment Chris walks in and says "that would be me". Chris's father shows up and destroys their date Wendy gets mad and asks Chris "were you just trying to get some ass on the side?" later when Chris shows up to try and apologize Jen steps in for Wendy and tells him "You've got some balls coming here". The last thing is when he finally does talk to Wendy she tells him "You might have to get a little 'Dirty'" (In regards to her reconciling with him) to which he happily responds "I think I can handle that."

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