The Hard Times of RJ Berger (TV Series)

Pilot (2010)

Kara Taitz: Lily Miran

Quotes 

• Miles Jenner : [Upon seeing RJ's huge penis for the first time]  We're saved.

  Lily Miran : I'm soaked!

• Lily Miran : Did I tell you I have a date with Raven on Friday?

  R.J. Berger : Wait, wait, I'm sorry. You're going out with the Dark Knight? That kid is, like, five feet of pure Columbine.

  Lily Miran : Jealous?

  Miles Jenner : What, is he takin' you to the cemetery? You guys gonna drink some absinthe, maybe read from the Twilight books?

  Lily Miran : Actually, he's taking me to Jenny Swanson's party, assholes. And, I wouldn't have to slum it with freshman Goths if you would just man up and take my offer, RJ. Any time, any place, any orifice.