The DUFF (2015)

Robbie Amell: Wesley Rush

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Quotes 

• Wesley 'Wes' Rush : Where are your girls at?

  Bianca Piper : It's actually not my job to give you pervey intel on my best friends but good luck anyway.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : Well it kind of is though, you know as their duff.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush , Bianca Piper : Sorry, as their what?

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : Duff, D-U-F-F: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.

  Bianca Piper : What did you just say to me?

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : It's not like a big deal, every group has one, you know the one who doesn't look as good , thus making their friends look better. The one whose easy to talk to because no one's trying to get with them. You friended up! Good time!

• Bianca Piper : If I wanted to go shopping, I could have done that with Jess and Casey. I need you to give me real talk.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : You've gotta a uniboob. Your posture sucks and your clothes fit weird 'cause you wear the wrong size bra. Boom! Real talk!

• Wesley 'Wes' Rush : You can't take it so literally. A DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly. You know, it's like Tony Romo is a Dallas Cowboy. It's not like he rides a horse.

  Bianca Piper : I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

• Bianca Piper : Ok free lesson... the first one is always free. Ok so lean in, slowly, close your eyes and

  [licks his face up to the forehead] 

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : [wiping his head with his sleeve]  Oh! No way!... You... are a phenomenal kisser!

• Bianca Piper : Oh, uh, I... I have a date.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : Hmm?

  [flexes pecks] 

  Bianca Piper : Don't do that?

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : You do? You don't?

  [flexes pecks twice] 

  Bianca Piper : Stop! Uh...

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : Question?

  [rolls pecks] 

  Bianca Piper : It's important!

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : What? What do you want?

  [flexes and rolls them twice with each sentence] 

  Bianca Piper : Come on, please!

• Bianca Piper : [aftering punching Wes in the face]  Why is your hand messed up?

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : Believe me. You're not the only one running around, punching people today.

  [Cutaway to Wes slamming a teammate against the wall] 

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : No one sees that video again! Got me? You tell everyone!

  Matt : I don't know that many people.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : Well, make some more friends, and tell them.

  [Wes walks away] 

  Matt : [confused]  What?

• Wesley 'Wes' Rush : Are you giving me kissing advice?

  Bianca Piper : Yes, I guess I am.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : B...

  Bianca Piper : Yeah, you need it.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : That's how people kiss.

  Bianca Piper : Euhm... in porn, maybe.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : What's wrong with porn?

  Bianca Piper : If this was a porn movie, we would not be sitting on a rock having a conversation, you know, you'd be bringing me a pizza or ehm... cleaning my pool.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : How old is the porn you are watching?... That is not a thing anymore.

• Bianca Piper : I had no idea guys like you ever thought about that kind of stuff.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : That's because you're racist against jocks. You're jock-cist.

• Wesley 'Wes' Rush : No one's making out if they're 3 feet apart, simple geology

• Bianca Piper : I'm tired of being the approachable one. I want to be the dateable one.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : You're asking me for dating advice today of all days? Are you kidding me?

  Bianca Piper : Look, I have a crush on this boy. His name is Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him. Well, I can't seem to talk to him without making a total ass of myself, okay? And you never seem to have this problem.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : Don't you hate me?

  Bianca Piper : I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're a man-whore, and a dipshit. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're an idiot. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.

• Wesley 'Wes' Rush : I'm about to go off and study Hesse's law and how it relates to enthalpic chemical change...

  Bianca Piper : Who are you and what have you done with Wes?

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : Or maybe I just google celeb nip slips. Curtain's open.

  Bianca Piper : There he is... .

• Bianca Piper : [in tart voice]  Toby, I really need to talk to you, about us.

  Wesley 'Wes' Rush : Don't tell me, tell Toby

  [signals towards fancy haired male mannequin] 

• Wesley 'Wes' Rush : I'm no wine expert, but I'm pretty sure you mix red and white and you get rosé...