Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Kickassia Part 6: All the Really Bad Shit Happens (2010)

Lindsay Ellis: Nostalgia Chick

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Chick : Wait, how come it took you three days to come back? Why couldn't you just do it right away?

  Santa Christ : I'm sorry, have you ever been dead before?

  Nostalgia Chick : No.

  Santa Christ : Have you ever risen from the grave?

  Nostalgia Chick : Guess not.

• Nostalgia Chick : [Nostalgia Critic is beaten senseless]  Well done, everyone, well done. Now, since I am next in line for the presidency, it's only fitting that I should wear the crown.

  [takes Critic's hat] 

  Nostalgia Chick : You will refer to me as Madame President from now on.

  Bennett the Sage : Wait a minute, so this whole cutesy, naive thing was just an act?

  Nostalgia Chick : Yep.

  JewWario : You're not really that nice?

  Nostalgia Chick : Nope.

  Benzaie : You're not really that stupid?

  Nostalgia Chick : Uh-uh.

• Nostalgia Chick : I am the new ruler of Kickassia, and there's gonna be some new rules around here.

  [laughs maniacally] 

  Cinema Snob : [takes hat from her]  Excuse me, but it was my insight that overthrew this government. So I think it should be I taking over as acting president.

  [laughs maniacally] 

  Linkara : [takes hat from him]  Bad news, I'm afraid. Since I'm the one who orchestrated this operation, it's obviously I who should be president.

  [laughs maniacally]