- Alice Murphy: Tell me... how does one screw up this badly?
- Robbie: I understand that the results were a little off.
- Alice Murphy: Oh! Every employee has tested positive for the following: Marijuana, MDMA, PCP, HGH, Lipitor, Adderall, DayQuil, NightQuil... why would anyone take both? Nitrous oxide, Benzedrine, Valtrex, Flomax, Cialis, and birth control! Thanks for bringing that up, buddy! I can't have kids. Don't need birth control! I want you get on your hobby cart and ride your ass out of this office before I grab Orlando's vacuum and I shove it up your ass on full suction!
- Robbie: [walks out] It was great doing business with you.
- Robbie: You have till 5 o'Clock to make with Zip, the Flop, the Drip and the Boo-Hoo
- Adam: Whats the Flop?
- Robbie: The Flop is the penis coming out of the slacks or trousers.
- Blake Henderson: So then what's the Boo-Hoo? Is that like another poop afterwards?