Psych (TV Series)
Viagra Falls (2010)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
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Quotes
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Shawn Spencer : We should avoid Peters and Boone until we have something juicy.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Then throw our something juicy at their faces.
Shawn Spencer : Yeah, like rotten peaches.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : What, where are we gonna get peaches?
Shawn Spencer : Mmm, but I really like that idea.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Me too, but I think we should get fresh peaches and eat them instead.
Shawn Spencer : Right in front of them.
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Shawn Spencer : Chief, I can tell you definitively, Herb did not die on this boat. Nope. Not on this boat. Nowhere near this boat. He was killed at another location. TBS.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : It's "TBD," Shawn.
Shawn Spencer : What's TBS?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : The Superstation.
Shawn Spencer : Is it really, though?
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Shawn Spencer : Dude, that guy looks like a Billy Zane action figure.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yeah, he does.
Shawn Spencer : I wonder how much he costs.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : He's a grown-ass man, Shawn. I doubt he's for sale.
Shawn Spencer : Shouldn't we at least ask?
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Boone : Oh, go ahead be proud, you can crack locks and steal things, typical
Burton 'Gus' Guster : For your information, I used to have an online subscription to Safe Cracking Magazine.
Boone : Hey, Hey, Hey, You're disappointing me son.
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Shawn Spencer : Take Gus, he can pass for Omar Epps in restaurants!
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Take Shawn, trust me, you'll feel better about yourself in comparison!
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Shawn Spencer : No, Gus and I never know when to throw in the towel.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : We're ready for the next round
Shawn Spencer : Ring the bell
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Ding, ding
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Boone : Well, the palm reader and that guy who looks like a young LaWanda Page decided to join us.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Lawanda Page? From Sanford And Son?
Boone : You're damn right! You let that hair grow out and you'll look just like her.
Shawn Spencer : You do have a little LaWanda in the eyes, Gus.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shut up, Shawn!
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Shawn Spencer : Why do they shake hands like that?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : [both laugh] I do not know. What?
Shawn Spencer : That's so ridiculous.
[They fist bump and miss, then look at each other sheepishly]
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : How is it these guys beat us everywhere we go, but always drive as if we're in a school zone?
Shawn Spencer : It's like we're following Richard Farnsworth in The Straight Story.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Except lawnmowers don't have turn signals.