Psych (TV Series)
Romeo and Juliet and Juliet (2010)
Jerry Shea: Ken
Quotes
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Shawn Spencer : We need information.
Ken : Whoa, wait. You guys aren't here to pay me for my last day?
Shawn Spencer : I believe I did pay you.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : We didn't pay him anything.
Shawn Spencer : We paid him in gratitude and life lessons.
Ken : I knew I shouldn't have opened this door.
Shawn Spencer : Ken, don't think of it as not being paid for your last day. Think of it as a surprise two-year vacation.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Unpaid.
Shawn Spencer : We will hire you back.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Someday.
Shawn Spencer : Probably not soon, though.
Ken : Why are you guys here?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : We need information on counterfitting Hong Kong coins.
Shawn Spencer : And Chinese mafia.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : And we need you to explain the ending of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" to us.
Ken : What? What, you guys think that because I'm Asian I'm suppose to know all this stuff? That's borderline racist, man.
Shawn Spencer : Racist? No, I hardly think so. Inappropriate?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yes.
Shawn Spencer : Insulting?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Sure.
Shawn Spencer : Stereotyping?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Sure.
Shawn Spencer : Not racist.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Maybe a little racist.
Shawn Spencer : Gus, please. Now, Ken, how many Triads do you know? And/or are you one of them?
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Shawn Spencer : And it turns out, business is just a little slower than expected.
Ken : You guys hired me four days ago.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Much slower.
Shawn Spencer : But the thing is my dad got a job at the police station, right? So we assumed that we'd get more cases.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : He assumed. I called this from a mile away.
Shawn Spencer : Exactly. Wait a... Holy crap, you're doing good cop.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I know.