- Chief Deputy Art Mullen: Hell of a shot. Did you consider what might have happened if you'd missed?
- Tim Gutterson: I can't carry a tune. I don't know how to shoot a basketball and my handwriting is, uh, barely legible. But I don't miss.
- Sporting Goods Manager: Son, this is Kentucky. What do you want a ski mask for?
- Dewey Crowe: Who are you, the ski mask police?
- Chief Deputy Art Mullen: [talking about who Raylan was with at the bar last night] I think I would remember if it was me.
- Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens: You done?
- Chief Deputy Art Mullen: Unless, of course, you roofied me. Did you roofie me, Raylan.
- Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens: Good-bye Art.
- Chief Deputy Art Mullen: One of his troopers found an abandoned church bus out on Glenhollow Road and the sole remaining survivor had a hole in his head the size of a .38 calibre bullet.
- Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens: See now that's why I don't go to church.