- Dr. Hank Lawson: [seeing a group of people in Jill's backyard] What is going on?
- Jill Casey: They're filming a reality TV show. Apparently, all you need is a camera and people with no shame.
- Evan R. Lawson: [arguing with Hank about Hank's refusal to sign a release form for "Share House"] You think you're open-minded when it comes to new things, which is true, as long as the new things are exactly the same as the old things.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: You stayed up all night and watched these DVDs?
- Divya Katdare: Well, I was looking for clues as to what was ailing Craig.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: And what did you find out?
- Divya Katdare: Mikell is a total fake.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Huh?
- Divya Katdare: She's had a showmance with every male character on this show. She didn't even start hooking up with Craig until after his accident.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: I'm sorry, did you just say "showmance"?
- Divya Katdare: Yeah. It's a relationship for the sake of the cameras.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Divya?
- Divya Katdare: [distracted] Mmm-hmm.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Divya.
- Divya Katdare: Yeah.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: I think we're losing sight of why we're here.
- Evan R. Lawson: I'm so sorry. I'm... I-I know. I-I-I-I got excited. I saw a business opportunity. I jumped on it. It wa... it... I'm an idiot. I know. Can we get past it so we can focus on what's really important right now, which is how beautiful my outfit looks... and yours?