Royal Pains (TV Series)

Mulligan (2011)

Paulo Costanzo: Evan R. Lawson

Quotes 

• [Evan gets miffed over Hank not expressing enough concern as he himself for their father's legal troubles while Hank looks up alternative treatments for Jack] 

  Evan R. Lawson : That's it?

  Hank Lawson : I got a work thing here, okay?

  Evan R. Lawson : Okay. Forgive me for thinking our father, who just had a heart attack and is most likely headed for federal prison, might interest you more than a work thing.

  [rudely closes Hank's laptop] 

  Hank Lawson : What do you want me to do, Ev?

  Evan R. Lawson : Maybe care a little bit.

  Hank Lawson : I do care. Okay?

  [reopens his laptop] 

  Evan R. Lawson : It's a funny way of showing it.

  Hank Lawson : Wha... what do you want me to do, obsess?

  [laughs and gets back to work] 

  Evan R. Lawson : I see what this is. This is you gloating.

  Hank Lawson : Oh, what? What are you... What are you talking about?

  Evan R. Lawson : You've been suspicious of Dad since day one. I always said you were wrong, but you weren't wrong. You were right, so now this is you sittin' there being all... right.

  Hank Lawson : [turns to address Evan]  I am not gloating. It's just... I don't need to know the gory details of HOW wrong you were or I was or he is. It won't fix anything, and it'll only make me angry, and I am... tired of being angry.

• Evan R. Lawson : My point is that everything Dad did, he did to be with us.

  Hank Lawson : Yeah, and my point is that you learned that from his criminal defense attorney.

  Evan R. Lawson : You see, this is why people like me better than you, Hank. You're a gray cloud, and I'm a silver lining myself.

  Hank Lawson : Wait. People like you better than me?

  Evan R. Lawson : They will, when they find out about my new yacht.