- Bob Belcher: Tina you're on the grill.
- Tina Belcher: My crotch is itchy.
- [Gene and Louise groan in disgust]
- Bob Belcher: Okay, are you telling me as my daughter, or as my grill cook?
- Tina Belcher: Um, as...
- Bob Belcher: Because my grill cook would never tell me that.
- Tina Belcher: Oh.
- Bob Belcher: Also, my daughter should probably not say anything like that to me. Tell her, tell your mom.
- Louise Belcher: Hello, welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is "The Child Molester". It comes with candy, get it?
- Ron: He's right isn't he? We can test his meat right here in the mobile lab, can't we? We liquefy it, add the enzyme. If it's yellow, salmonella, if it's chartreuse, it's a deuce, and if it's blue, it's your aunt Sue.
- Bob Belcher: Today's your birthday?
- Linda Belcher: Yes, Bob!
- Bob Belcher: Today's my birthday?
- Linda Belcher: Yes, Bob!
- Bob Belcher: Your due date was today?
- Linda Belcher: Yes, Bob!
- Bob Belcher: How'd it go?
- Linda Belcher: How do you think it... good, it went very well!
- Bob Belcher: That's good. Boy or girl?