Walk a Mile in My Pradas (2011)

Nathaniel Marston: Tony

Quotes 

• Stefanie : BTW, you didn't get her something stupid again this year, did you?

  Tony : Whadda you mean "something stupid again?" I buy great gifts.

  Stefanie : OMG, really? A twin set of snuggies?

  Tony : OMG, yes!

• John : I don't get it. Here we have another state makin' it legal for gay couples to get married AND have kids.

  Mary : What's wrong with that?

  John : Tony, would you like to tell your mother what's wrong with that?

  Tony : Marriage is an institution between a man ad a woman. Besides, no kid should have to have two fathers.

  John : Dhat's right.

  Tony : One's bad enough.

• Tony : Hey, where's the new guy from?

  Brian : It's the boss's nephew.

  Tony : The boss has a fudge-packer for a nephew?

• Tony : So, we had a new guy at work.

  Sarah : Mmm, tell me.

  Tony : Homo.

  Sarah : Oh, Tony, please don't use that word.

  Tony : Well, what word do you want me to use?

  Sarah : Well, why do you have to label him at all? Can't he just be a guy you work with, end of story?

  Tony : I think you mean END OF FAIRY TALE.

• Tony : What happened? You break a nail?

  Steve : No, I got my finger caught. What are we, in kindergarten?

  Tony : Why? You wanna take a nap with me?

  Steve : You're the last person I would want to take nap with.

  Tony : Oh, come on, Steve. I saw you checkin' out my ass.

  Steve : The only reason I would check out YOUR ass is if I needed a place to show my home movies.

• Tony : Brian, tell me, do I have a flat ass?

  Brian : I don't know, Tony. Pull down your pants so we can all see?

• Tony : You two know each other.

  Steve : Yes, we met when I studied abroad.

  Tony : I didn't think you studied broads.

• Tony : Does, uh, my make-up look okay?

  Michael : No, you... you still look forty.

• Kathy : Where's the bathroom?

  Tony : Don't you ladies go in pairs? Steve, why don'tcha go with her?

• Tony : [seeing Steve and Michale kiss]  Guys... Get a bathhouse.

  Steve : You know, I am sick and tired of your homophobic slurs.

  Tony : I didn't slur. I said it very clearly.

• Tony : [checking out a man's butt]  Wow! Bet a quarter up THAT ass you'd get change back.

• [Sarah hopes Tony was dreaming about her] 

  Sarah : Because Mr. soldier's at full salute right now, and if you weren't dreamin' about me, then you were dreamin' about some OTHER woman.

  Tony : I promise I wasn't dreamin' about another woman.

• Tony : That Martha Stewart really knows what she's talkin' about.

• Tony : Second ago I was a perfect gentleman.

  Sarah : Well... gentlemen are overrated, then.