South Park (TV Series)

201 (2010)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Ginger Kid #1, Jimbo Kern, Jesus, Buddha, Pip Pirrup, Krishna

Quotes 

• Kyle Broflovski : You see, I learned something today. Throughout this whole ordeal, we've all wanted to show things that we weren't allowed to show, but it wasn't because of some magic goo. It was because of the magical power of threatening people with violence. That's obviously the only true power. If there's anything we've all learned, it's that terrorizing people works.

  Jesus Christ : That's right. Don't you see, gingers? If you don't want to be made fun of anymore, all you need are guns and bombs to get people to stop.

  Santa Claus : That's right, friends. All you need to do is instill fear and be willing to hurt people and you can get whatever you want. The only true power is violence.

  Stan Marsh : Yeah.

• Kyle : You see, I learned something today. Throughout this whole ordeal, we've all wanted to show things that we weren't allowed to show. But, it wasn't because of some magic goo - it was because of the magical power of threatening people with violence. That's obviously the only true power. If there's anything we've all learned, it's that terrorising people works.

  Jesus : That's right - don't you see, Gingers? If you don't want to be made fun of anymore all you need are guns and bombs to get people to stop.

  Santa : That's right, friends. All you need to do is instill fear and be willing to hurt people and you can get whatever you want. The only true power is violence.

  Stan : Yeah.

• [last lines] 

  Stan Marsh : Look, Mr. Cruise... I'm sorry I said you were a fudge packer and that you had Seaman on your back.

  Tom Cruise : I just can't do it anymore. I wanna go away. But there's nowhere on earth that people aren't around to rip on me.

  Kyle Broflovski : Hey... Hey, we know a place! We know a place where everything is just happiness and joy. And no humans are there to mess it up.

  Stan Marsh : We do? Oh... Oh yeah, we do!

  Tom Cruise : You... really? Somewhere where I can just live out my days in peace and quiet and - Oh... Oh please, can you show me where?

  Stan Marsh : We'll do better than that. We'll help you get there.

  [Tom Cruise is then shown laying dead next to Willzyx on the moon] 

• Sea Man : I'll get you, Tom Cruise!

  [jumps on Tom Cruise and starts punching him] 

  Stan Marsh : Hey look! Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back.

  [Tom Cruise's image is no longer censored] 

  Tom Cruise : What did you say?

  Kyle Broflovski : Oh yeah, Tom Cruise does have Seaman on his back.

  Jesus Christ : I guess maybe Tom Cruise likes Seaman.

  Tom Cruise : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You're not supposed to be able to make fun of me any more! What the hell's going on?