- A.D.A. Jo Marlowe: [to Elliot and Olivia] Don't tell me you came back here empty-handed.
- Elliot Stabler: No, I've got Fletcher right here. I caught him impersonating Liv.
- A.D.A. Jo Marlowe: That's not funny, Elliot.
- Olivia Benson: [When Wayne Hankett flashes Elliot and Olivia] Whoa, we don't need to see anything south of Key West!
- A.D.A. Jo Marlowe: [to Fletcher] Good God. You're just a kid.
- Brad Fletcher: Well, I'm 22, ma'am.
- A.D.A. Jo Marlowe: A.D.A. Jo Marlowe. Well, the officer who took down the Central Park rapist deserves a big pat on the back.
- Brad Fletcher: I appreciate that.
- [Marlowe slaps him in the back of the head]
- Brad Fletcher: What was that for?
- A.D.A. Jo Marlowe: For being an idiot. What, they don't teach basic search procedures at the academy anymore?
- Donald Cragen: [to Marlowe about Fletcher] Van Buren says she didn't loan him to us. She checked the rolls. They don't have an Officer Fletcher there.
- A.D.A. Jo Marlowe: Where did he come from?
- Donald Cragen: I don't think he's a cop.
- Elliot Stabler: You know, there are plenty of ways to learn cop-speak without going through the training.
- John Munch: Police magazines, websites. I post on a couple of these LEO websites. You'd be surprised how many holster-sniffers think they know more than I do.
- Odafin Tutuola: If any of them talk less than you, have them give me a call.
- Brad Fletcher: Look, he's the rapist. Check this out. Look.
- [tries to Olivia and Elliot the birthmark on the suspect]
- Wayne Hankett: Hey, how many times are you going to grab my junk, you pervert?
- Elliot Stabler: What are you doing?
- Brad Fletcher: I was just showing you the birthmark. It's him. I got the right guy.
- Olivia Benson: Let's not strip-search him in public.
- A.D.A. Jo Marlowe: [about Fletcher] Oh, the press is going to wet their pants over this. An entire building full of cops and no one knew he was a fake?
- Brad Fletcher: [after getting shot] What happened?
- A.D.A. Jo Marlowe: You were shot in the line of duty.
- Brad Fletcher: Really?
- A.D.A. Jo Marlowe: No, but I wanted to make you feel good for a second.
- Brad Fletcher: I am going to be a police officer.
- Olivia Benson: You can kiss that dream goodbye. A felony on your record is automatic disqualification.
- Brad Fletcher: I haven't committed a felony.
- Elliot Stabler: No, you committed two. Impersonation of a police officer and criminal possession of a gun.
- Mrs. Fletcher: No, the gun is mine. It's registered.
- Olivia Benson: To you. What were you thinking letting a child carry a gun? You have to be 21 to get a permit to carry.
- Elliot Stabler: I guess you don't know as much about the law as you think you do.
- Olivia Benson: No worries. You'll have plenty of time to read in jail.
- Olivia Benson: Hold on. Aside from the embarrassment to the department, Fletcher not being a police officer is good news, right? It gets all the evidence back in.
- A.D.A. Jo Marlowe: Yeah, Hankett's Fourth Amendment protections only extend to illegal search and seizures by cops, not civilians.
- John Munch: Of course, our charming rapist has recourse to sue Fletcher.
- Elliot Stabler: Have at it. As long as we get our evidence, this just might work out for the best.