American Dad! (TV Series)

Bully for Steve (2010)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin

Quotes 

• Steve Smith : [After bully Stan throws a coffee in his face]  Ah! It's in my eye!

  [And before Stan can respond] 

  Steve Smith : I know, I know - that's what Mom said last night.

  Stan Smith : That right!

  [Nodding happily] 

  Stan Smith : While I was doing her! Bah-Boom!

• Francine Smith : [to Stan]  You followed Steve all day?

  Stan Smith : Yeah. I do stuff like that. Followed you last week. I don't know what you thought was in your butthole in the Target parking lot, but you were... you were really trying to find it.

• Roger the Alien : [to Klaus]  Remember we were watching CSI, I said I want to do that, you said you totally should, ring a bell?

  Klaus : No. Are you sure you weren't high on angel dust and talking to the ceiling fan?

• Stan Smith : [to Steve]  I had a bully once. Stelio Kontos was his name. He was as mean as he was Greek. He made my life a living hell. He totally tormented me. One time, he made me keep a live bat in my underpants all day. Gave me ass rabies. My anus was frothing like a cappuccino. Anyway, that olive-skinned bastard made me into the man I am today.

  Steve Smith : The kind that bullies his own son?

  Stan Smith : Right

• Stan Smith : [after Francines crashes her car into his car]  Francine! You T-boned me, bro!

• Stan Smith : [Threatening Steve]  Don't say a fuckin' word...

• Stan Smith : [Bullying his son onto the pavement]  Give me your wallet.

  Steve Smith : Stop!

  [Struggling with his dad while on the ground] 

  Steve Smith : get off of me!

  Stan Smith : Yeah that's what your Mom said last night!

• Francine Smith : Oh, you're worrying about a hill of bananas.

  Stan Smith : Am I? I don't think so.

  [Then thinking for a moment] 

  Stan Smith : By the way, "hill of bananas"? I like that. Is that a real expression?

  Francine Smith : No.

  Stan Smith : [Smiling and point at her]  Good for you!

  [She smiles back at him] 

• Stan Smith : [Stealing Steve's bike]  Well I'm going to mount this and ride it Hard! Like I did your mom last night.