American Dad! (TV Series)

Bully for Steve (2010)

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith

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Quotes 

• Francine Smith : Steve, I know I said violence was never the answer, but it has just become the answer. I'm gonna teach you how to kick your father's ass!

  Steve Smith : Good! That ass needs a pounding!

  Francine Smith : Yeah. That's what your father said last night.

• Steve Smith : [After bully Stan throws a coffee in his face]  Ah! It's in my eye!

  [And before Stan can respond] 

  Steve Smith : I know, I know - that's what Mom said last night.

  Stan Smith : That right!

  [Nodding happily] 

  Stan Smith : While I was doing her! Bah-Boom!

• Steve Smith : [to Stan]  Why do you care how I get those oranges up those steps, I can pay someone to do it for me just like I'm paying Stelio to kick your ass

• Stan Smith : [to Steve]  I had a bully once. Stelio Kontos was his name. He was as mean as he was Greek. He made my life a living hell. He totally tormented me. One time, he made me keep a live bat in my underpants all day. Gave me ass rabies. My anus was frothing like a cappuccino. Anyway, that olive-skinned bastard made me into the man I am today.

  Steve Smith : The kind that bullies his own son?

  Stan Smith : Right

• Stan Smith : [Bullying his son onto the pavement]  Give me your wallet.

  Steve Smith : Stop!

  [Struggling with his dad while on the ground] 

  Steve Smith : get off of me!

  Stan Smith : Yeah that's what your Mom said last night!