(Mostly) family friendly and predictable movie, but nice to have an option to put on and watch with the family and enjoy. You don't have to be a plot savant to figure out what is going on and how it will end, but there are enough comedic moments and well cut scenes to keep you engaged if you are just watching to enjoy some family time. As I read another reviewer state, it's a great watch it and forget it type of move. Entertainment for the sake of entertainment! Having said that, there is the reminder of the importance of family and the struggles of raising teenagers. They hit a few of these points spot on. Make more of these types of movies so I can enjoy them with the family please.
159 Reviews
Great action comdefy
angladafrank19 December 2023
While this is not a movie where you'll be amazed by the plot it sure delivers on both action and comedy fronts and sometimes that's all we need from a movie: to spend a good time laugfhingh and see good action.
A popcorn movie? Sure, but in a wold where,m save a few exceptions, most movies are very slow burns with crap characters only defined by their gender or secuality I'm just hjappy to see a movie that is just a movie.
It has heart too, Michele Monagan never disapoints and even Mark Whalberg does a hreat job as the father figure.
A fun ride throug and through, jighly recommended in these dark times as we all deserve to crack a laugh.
A popcorn movie? Sure, but in a wold where,m save a few exceptions, most movies are very slow burns with crap characters only defined by their gender or secuality I'm just hjappy to see a movie that is just a movie.
It has heart too, Michele Monagan never disapoints and even Mark Whalberg does a hreat job as the father figure.
A fun ride throug and through, jighly recommended in these dark times as we all deserve to crack a laugh.
Decent action comedy flick with a bit of True Lies and Family vacation.
cruise013 January 2024
3.5 out of 5 stars.
The Family Plan is a pretty fair action comedy film that has a family road trip with Mark Wahlberg having a secret life before them. As he was once a rogue agent and trained to kill. And a bunches of henchmen are after him.
The plot is okay which involves Mark Wahlberg trying to connect with his teen kids and trying to break the news to his wife the truth.
The action sequences are okay and entertaining. Mark Wahlberg did great in the role. The rest of the cast did okay as well. The villain felt underdeveloped. The humor can be cheesy with Mark Wahlberg and the baby fighting with the baby just giggling through tough situations.
Overall, it was a pretty fair film with plenty of fun action but cheesy humor.
The Family Plan is a pretty fair action comedy film that has a family road trip with Mark Wahlberg having a secret life before them. As he was once a rogue agent and trained to kill. And a bunches of henchmen are after him.
The plot is okay which involves Mark Wahlberg trying to connect with his teen kids and trying to break the news to his wife the truth.
The action sequences are okay and entertaining. Mark Wahlberg did great in the role. The rest of the cast did okay as well. The villain felt underdeveloped. The humor can be cheesy with Mark Wahlberg and the baby fighting with the baby just giggling through tough situations.
Overall, it was a pretty fair film with plenty of fun action but cheesy humor.
Apple beefing up its original movies with a solid typical streaming type of movie
destroyerwod16 December 2023
Part action, part comedy, here comes a Mark Wahlberg movie that is both typical for this actor, but also something you likely saw (or close to) in the past. That said, its 2023 and almost everything has been done already, so the real question is this. Is it well done this time? Is it fun? And the answer is yes.
The movie take a bit of inspiration in True Lies but put its own spin on family road trip comedy with some "We are the Millers" vibe, while injecting some decent action sequences in there.
Having a runtime of 2 hours make sure the movie put enough emphasis on the familly relations and developing its characters, wich can be a definite plus, but at the same time i felt the movie dragged a tiny bit in the first half. Maybe 10-15 minutes could had been cut. But it didn't detract from my enjoyment.
Mark Wahlberg is definately in pretty solid shape still, wich make his character completely credible, but he ain't no martial artist so seeing him go toe to toe with Lateef Crowder (a Copeira expert) did showcase some of his shortcoming. That said, that scene was meant as a mix of comedy and action and not to be taken too seriously so for most peoples who are not martial arts afficionados, it should not be a problem. The rest of the action including gun scenes were well done.
Michelle Monaghan is also pretty solid in her role as the mom of the familly. Charming and charismatic. The kids also got to have enough screen time and developement that they felt usefull and interesting in the story. Every character pretty much as its own arc.
Overall its a movie that i taught was pretty enjoyable on a first watch. It is a mix between comedy and action but at the same time since it never fully commit to either side, you can't say its a super funny comedy or a big action movie. It is a bit of everything and it makes for a good story tough.
Ultimately not every movie is meant to be watch multiple times and considering Apple TV+ has a pretty limited selection of mainstream original movies (Ghosted being one of the few great ones), it is a welcome addition that both casual viewers and cinephile should enjoy.
The movie take a bit of inspiration in True Lies but put its own spin on family road trip comedy with some "We are the Millers" vibe, while injecting some decent action sequences in there.
Having a runtime of 2 hours make sure the movie put enough emphasis on the familly relations and developing its characters, wich can be a definite plus, but at the same time i felt the movie dragged a tiny bit in the first half. Maybe 10-15 minutes could had been cut. But it didn't detract from my enjoyment.
Mark Wahlberg is definately in pretty solid shape still, wich make his character completely credible, but he ain't no martial artist so seeing him go toe to toe with Lateef Crowder (a Copeira expert) did showcase some of his shortcoming. That said, that scene was meant as a mix of comedy and action and not to be taken too seriously so for most peoples who are not martial arts afficionados, it should not be a problem. The rest of the action including gun scenes were well done.
Michelle Monaghan is also pretty solid in her role as the mom of the familly. Charming and charismatic. The kids also got to have enough screen time and developement that they felt usefull and interesting in the story. Every character pretty much as its own arc.
Overall its a movie that i taught was pretty enjoyable on a first watch. It is a mix between comedy and action but at the same time since it never fully commit to either side, you can't say its a super funny comedy or a big action movie. It is a bit of everything and it makes for a good story tough.
Ultimately not every movie is meant to be watch multiple times and considering Apple TV+ has a pretty limited selection of mainstream original movies (Ghosted being one of the few great ones), it is a welcome addition that both casual viewers and cinephile should enjoy.
feel good action family movie
film_fuckrer212118 December 2023
This is an action-comedy movie, and it's just a feel-good movie. It's not depressing; rather, it's an enjoyable, chill, and fun movie. Some might not like this type of movie, but there's also people like me who just want to watch action-packed scenes without too much gore, not that violent, and especially obscenity scenes. The bed scenes are just okay, which I like since, as I have said, it is just a family-feel-good movie, and it is appropriate for the movie's theme.
The casting is perfect; I could sense the connection between the characters and each other, and the interaction of the family is very realistic.
The editing is also good, and so far, I have not seen any plot holes. I also love their lines; they wrote the dialogue well. Action scenes are not that repetitive. In that scene where Monaghan broke the bamboo, I really thought she was going to jump, but it was not, and she performed an unexpectable execution.
This movie is recommendable and much more exciting compared to the EX4 lol.
The casting is perfect; I could sense the connection between the characters and each other, and the interaction of the family is very realistic.
The editing is also good, and so far, I have not seen any plot holes. I also love their lines; they wrote the dialogue well. Action scenes are not that repetitive. In that scene where Monaghan broke the bamboo, I really thought she was going to jump, but it was not, and she performed an unexpectable execution.
This movie is recommendable and much more exciting compared to the EX4 lol.
Cute movie
roxlerookie16 December 2023
This was a cute movie, where Marky Mark (also producer here) is in a physical shape that is truly exceptional, and married to a beautiful wife with only a very civilized age gap. There's product placement, but not too much. There's staggering violence, but it's all squeaky clean so it can be a Xmas movie. All the supporting cast is ethnic just the right amount. The family is flush with tremendous cash, which helps plot advancement as well as beautiful cinematography / scenes.
It was very enjoyable, assuming enough suspension of disbelief. The whole thing is obviously very predictable, but it's executed nicely. Everybody but the teenage daughter is world-class level at something, so while it's promoting family values, it is, for a change, not promoting mediocrity.
I watched this while cycling indoors, was perfect to get me through my winter workout.
It was very enjoyable, assuming enough suspension of disbelief. The whole thing is obviously very predictable, but it's executed nicely. Everybody but the teenage daughter is world-class level at something, so while it's promoting family values, it is, for a change, not promoting mediocrity.
I watched this while cycling indoors, was perfect to get me through my winter workout.
Great fun movie
shannonsummer-2747927 December 2023
A fun romp! Grab your popcorn and watch Mark, Monaghan and the family take a road trip. A bonus is the character of Max inspired casting and clever concept by writer, director or whomever came up with Max.
You get one scene of Wahlberg's abs, which I think is an 8 Pack?!
While it's Wahlberg's movie there is good story arch for each of the characters. Monaghan is not the damsel in distress plus gets a hero moment.
The plot is Hollywood standard, but It's a really fun movie with laugh out loud moments and you cheer for the characters.
It's a pretty barren at Christmas 2023 for good shows/movies but this is a great one.
You get one scene of Wahlberg's abs, which I think is an 8 Pack?!
While it's Wahlberg's movie there is good story arch for each of the characters. Monaghan is not the damsel in distress plus gets a hero moment.
The plot is Hollywood standard, but It's a really fun movie with laugh out loud moments and you cheer for the characters.
It's a pretty barren at Christmas 2023 for good shows/movies but this is a great one.
A different take on TRUE LIES
gbyzp19 December 2023
There is no denying this is another take on the Schwarzenegger - TRUE LIES movie.
I think where this film succeeds is in showing how the secrets Dan/Sean kept for all those years impacted his family. From the routine ways in which he showed his wife how much he loved her to the lack of ability to connect with his children.
It is only when he is forced to bring his secrets into the light with his family is he truly able to connect with them.
While it may not feel fresh, this movie does a good job at paying homage to the original as well as offering something new.
Wahlberg, Monaghan, Colletti, and Crosby do a fine job bringing the characters to life in fun and enjoyable ways.
While this movie may not win any awards - it is certainly a fun watch.
I think where this film succeeds is in showing how the secrets Dan/Sean kept for all those years impacted his family. From the routine ways in which he showed his wife how much he loved her to the lack of ability to connect with his children.
It is only when he is forced to bring his secrets into the light with his family is he truly able to connect with them.
While it may not feel fresh, this movie does a good job at paying homage to the original as well as offering something new.
Wahlberg, Monaghan, Colletti, and Crosby do a fine job bringing the characters to life in fun and enjoyable ways.
While this movie may not win any awards - it is certainly a fun watch.
Everything You'd Hope For
zvxcpt21 December 2023
Reading the negative audience reviews here, it's as if many of the people decided to watch The Family Plan without any idea about what they might get with a Mark Wahlberg, family-oriented action-comedy. This ain't Oppenheimer, folks. My wife and I had zero expectations when we tuned in and this movie more than surpassed the low bar we had set. It was cute, funny, and mildly action-oriented, with better than expected acting and a few moments that were actually pretty funny and heart-warming. If you're looking for a potential Oscar nominee, you're looking in the wrong place. But, if you want to pass a few hours and walk away with a smile on your face (like the adorable baby in this movie), you really won't go wrong with The Family Plan.
True Lies meets National Lampoon's Vacation
hansefde17 December 2023
So there was some money left and no ideas. How easy is it just to remake a high scoring film but without the large budget. This is so copied from True Lies, even the main character has the same job and there is also the evil Asian woman. The ending with a show out against the baddies in an empty building, same. Between the first and last act there is the road trip ala National Lampoon's Vacation and it feels as boring as the real trip possibly would be. A few scenes are inserted to show how the kids and parents are growing to eachother. The film is trying to copy the light hearted touch of True Lies but fails. Is it a bad film? No surprisingly it is entertaining enough to sit along, mainly due to the main characters Mark Wahlberg and the amazing Michelle Monaghan. It's an actrice I don't see much, but she does a great job and it feels there is chemistry between both persons. And Mark Wahlberg never changes and I still love this guy for his commitment.
A generic action comedy
djrmc2418 December 2023
The Family Plan becomes very tiresome fast with it's long run time and generic plot/comedy/action. Nothing is special from this film presented by Apple. Mark Wahlberg tries his best here but can't save this film from sinking even though he stars and is a Executive Producer on. What is also dissapointing is the acting is very bad from everyone involved which is a surprise especially since this is a solid cast. Without spoiling to much of the plot point this reminded me of a cheap knockoff of True Lies in a way. You will know what I'm talking about when you watch this. The Family Plan gets failing grade from me with 4 stars out of 10.
Corny, quirky, action and family love
M0vieL0ver1 January 2024
Oh come on. Some people took this movie way too seriously with their ridiculously low ratings. It is what it is with no pretentious "deeper meaning". This was a fun ride. A goofy at times holiday treat. Yes, you could probably predict some of what was coming, but so what. The cast was great. And so many other fun characters in the entire movie. The baby was so cute and hysterical at times. This is a sit back with popcorn and laugh movie. If you just want to relax and enjoy a movie that is not stuffed with obligatory "stuff" and divisive messaging, this is it. It is entertainment. Don't take it too seriously.
Decent family movie
DarthWalker-3438126 December 2023
Mark Wahlberg seems to have developed a knack for leading family movies. Prior to his role as the leading man in "Instant Family," Wahlberg was kicking butt and taking names in a variety of action films. Now, in Apple TV's "Family Plan," he blends his action-packed past with the endearing awkward dad character, portraying a former government assassin with a wife and children. The supporting cast of family members enhances the film's appeal with their strong performances.
"Family Plan" does a fine job of balancing lighter comedic moments with action. Despite a handful of poorly conceived gags, a predictable storyline, and a formulaic plot, it doesn't feel overly dumbed-down, a common pitfall in many family movies. Instead, it offers just enough fun and fresh material to make it an enjoyable choice for a family movie night.
"Family Plan" does a fine job of balancing lighter comedic moments with action. Despite a handful of poorly conceived gags, a predictable storyline, and a formulaic plot, it doesn't feel overly dumbed-down, a common pitfall in many family movies. Instead, it offers just enough fun and fresh material to make it an enjoyable choice for a family movie night.
Another generic movie, why??
ItsRobinTV17 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
A completely cliché kind of movie: Some teenagers that are of course always in bad mood change into good kids while a James Bond imitating Mark Wahlberg safes his kidnapped family cause, you know, he was a killer. And how does his family react: Omg he is a killer! But wait we are family, so we need to love him right?
Sorry for that but I can't endure anymore movies like The Family Plan.
Mark Wahlberg's time is over, I don't even know when the last good movie came out with him starring. Apple wanted another movie (not that they made two movies over the last months for cinema) so the writers thought: wow let's make a funny romantic family action road trip drama movie, man I don't even know how many genres we want to integrate into this movie but it's gonna be awesome! And I have to say the first act isn't that bad. I quiet liked it actually, even if it was a little bit brainless. But what followed was a story that couldn't have been more boring. I don't want to see the classic ending shot where the protagonists walk out of a building with the police already waiting. I want to see a story with twists and turns but besides some left and right turns on the street the movie had nothing like this. If you read reviews to get a recommendation, then I have to disappoint you, cause I DON'T RECOMMEND THIS MOVIE. Thank you.
Sorry for that but I can't endure anymore movies like The Family Plan.
Mark Wahlberg's time is over, I don't even know when the last good movie came out with him starring. Apple wanted another movie (not that they made two movies over the last months for cinema) so the writers thought: wow let's make a funny romantic family action road trip drama movie, man I don't even know how many genres we want to integrate into this movie but it's gonna be awesome! And I have to say the first act isn't that bad. I quiet liked it actually, even if it was a little bit brainless. But what followed was a story that couldn't have been more boring. I don't want to see the classic ending shot where the protagonists walk out of a building with the police already waiting. I want to see a story with twists and turns but besides some left and right turns on the street the movie had nothing like this. If you read reviews to get a recommendation, then I have to disappoint you, cause I DON'T RECOMMEND THIS MOVIE. Thank you.
Michelle Monaghan is great!
Movie_Reviews15 December 2023
Mark Wahlberg plays Mark Wahlberg, as usual. Michelle Monaghan is absolutely wonderful. Strangely enough neither of these two shows up in IMDB:s "Top Cast" list.
The little kid is entertaining.
The rest of the cast I do not remember much about, so they did apparently not add too much to it all.
The first half of the movie is fun but the second half is quite boring with stupid "action" that contains absolutely no blood whatsoever. It is strange how you can get a pole through your upper torso and not bleed at all. It is an ultra processed and clean version of "Nobody", albeit with some humour.
OK if you want to be entertained for a couple of hours but not more. Ah yes, did I mention it has Michelle Monaghan in it? ;)
The little kid is entertaining.
The rest of the cast I do not remember much about, so they did apparently not add too much to it all.
The first half of the movie is fun but the second half is quite boring with stupid "action" that contains absolutely no blood whatsoever. It is strange how you can get a pole through your upper torso and not bleed at all. It is an ultra processed and clean version of "Nobody", albeit with some humour.
OK if you want to be entertained for a couple of hours but not more. Ah yes, did I mention it has Michelle Monaghan in it? ;)
I wasn't too bad.
danielleshaffi26 December 2023
I usually hate action comedies but I rather enjoyed it. It was better than I thought and it wasn't overly corny either.
Yes it was a tad unrealistic but it is an action movie after all. It wasn't made in the eyed of Gen-Z either which was a bonus. Most movies these days are made for the younger generation.
Mark Wahlberg was obviously the star of the show but I thought most of the acting wasn't too bad either. If I don't enjoy a movie in the first 20 minutes I turn it off but I managed to watch this one all the way through.
I understand some of the bad reviews but in all it wasn't a mad movie.
Yes it was a tad unrealistic but it is an action movie after all. It wasn't made in the eyed of Gen-Z either which was a bonus. Most movies these days are made for the younger generation.
Mark Wahlberg was obviously the star of the show but I thought most of the acting wasn't too bad either. If I don't enjoy a movie in the first 20 minutes I turn it off but I managed to watch this one all the way through.
I understand some of the bad reviews but in all it wasn't a mad movie.
This movie reminds me of "A History of Violence" if...
toner-joseph916 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
You cut most of the heavy drama and add comedy.
Marky Mark Wahlberg is an assassin hiding in plain sight in the suburbs when his past suddenly catches up with him while he's running errands. Maggie Q, as one of the antagonists was just excellent and *spoilers!!!* (Her fight with Michelle Monaghan has this one part that had me laughing pretty darn hard.) Even the kid actors were great, they had their say and I still enjoyed this film.
The pacing is good, the director Simon Cellan Jones is solid, the action sequences are put together nicely. The music is kinda blah(imo) but not intrusive.
All in all an enjoyable movie that you can sit down and relax to. That doesn't sound like much but with the way things can get sometimes, it's great to sit for a couple of hours and just turn off the old brain.
Marky Mark Wahlberg is an assassin hiding in plain sight in the suburbs when his past suddenly catches up with him while he's running errands. Maggie Q, as one of the antagonists was just excellent and *spoilers!!!* (Her fight with Michelle Monaghan has this one part that had me laughing pretty darn hard.) Even the kid actors were great, they had their say and I still enjoyed this film.
The pacing is good, the director Simon Cellan Jones is solid, the action sequences are put together nicely. The music is kinda blah(imo) but not intrusive.
All in all an enjoyable movie that you can sit down and relax to. That doesn't sound like much but with the way things can get sometimes, it's great to sit for a couple of hours and just turn off the old brain.
Fun & action packed
shbeach17 December 2023
Like a family version of Mr & Mrs Smith. We loved it funny and full of action. Crazy fight scenes. Great chemistry between Mark W and Michell M. And they both have endless energy. Also in great shape.
Star of the show is that adorable baby. His sweet little laugh and perfect timing were spot on. Kids of course come around from being always annoyed at their parents and lying to them to being very impressed and learning the true value of family. The Trevor character is everything that's wrong with young people and it's perfect what where he ends up.
Far-fetched of course and a little silly but so what. It was a lot of fun to watch.
Very entertaining.
Star of the show is that adorable baby. His sweet little laugh and perfect timing were spot on. Kids of course come around from being always annoyed at their parents and lying to them to being very impressed and learning the true value of family. The Trevor character is everything that's wrong with young people and it's perfect what where he ends up.
Far-fetched of course and a little silly but so what. It was a lot of fun to watch.
Very entertaining.
The Family Plan Keeps its Promises
magadalwarmayur16 December 2023
In the realm of mindless action comedies, "The Family Plan 2023" treads a well-worn path, featuring Mark Wahlberg as the protagonist, former elite government assassin Dan. Faced with the resurgence of adversaries from his past, Dan opts for an unconventional escape strategy - packing his wife (Michelle Monaghan), teenage daughter, teenage son, and a surprisingly pivotal character, their 10-month-old baby, into a minivan for an impromptu cross-country road trip to Las Vegas.
While the film doesn't break any new ground in terms of its narrative, what elevates it from the run-of-the-mill action comedy is the unexpected star power of the youngest member of the ensemble - the adorable 10-month-old baby. In the midst of explosions, car chases, and typical action sequences, the infant manages to steal the spotlight, providing moments of genuine humor and heart that resonate with audiences.
Wahlberg and Monaghan deliver performances true to their seasoned capabilities, injecting charm and charisma into their respective roles as parents navigating the chaos. However, it's the interactions involving the 10-month-old that inject a refreshing element into the formulaic proceedings. The clever use of the baby's innocence and unpredictability adds a layer of authenticity to the family dynamic, serving as the unexpected source of both comedic relief and genuine warmth.
Despite the film's adherence to a tried-and-true formula, the endearing presence of the youngest family member helps "The Family Plan 2023" rise above the monotony. The action-packed road trip may not offer groundbreaking storytelling, but the delightful twist of placing the spotlight on the 10-month-old character gives this predictable family adventure an endearing and memorable touch, making it a worthwhile watch for those seeking a lighthearted blend of action and family dynamics.
While the film doesn't break any new ground in terms of its narrative, what elevates it from the run-of-the-mill action comedy is the unexpected star power of the youngest member of the ensemble - the adorable 10-month-old baby. In the midst of explosions, car chases, and typical action sequences, the infant manages to steal the spotlight, providing moments of genuine humor and heart that resonate with audiences.
Wahlberg and Monaghan deliver performances true to their seasoned capabilities, injecting charm and charisma into their respective roles as parents navigating the chaos. However, it's the interactions involving the 10-month-old that inject a refreshing element into the formulaic proceedings. The clever use of the baby's innocence and unpredictability adds a layer of authenticity to the family dynamic, serving as the unexpected source of both comedic relief and genuine warmth.
Despite the film's adherence to a tried-and-true formula, the endearing presence of the youngest family member helps "The Family Plan 2023" rise above the monotony. The action-packed road trip may not offer groundbreaking storytelling, but the delightful twist of placing the spotlight on the 10-month-old character gives this predictable family adventure an endearing and memorable touch, making it a worthwhile watch for those seeking a lighthearted blend of action and family dynamics.
Silly but well made, engaging, emtertaining feel-good actioner. Unadulterated fun.
danieljfarthing21 December 2023
In silly but well made, engaging, feel-good actioner "The Family Plan" Marky Mark Whalberg lives a blissfully quiet (boring) life with wife Michelle Monaghan & kids Zoe Margaret Colletti, Van Crosby & baby - who know nada of his previous life as an assassin... until the goons of his ex-boss Ciarán Hinds find him, forcing him on a cross-country road trip (in which he battles them while hiding what's happening) to a glitzy Las Vegas showdown (which goes on a tad too long). It's pure entertainment with no deeper value, but all performances are pitch perfect, David Coggeshall's screenplay is solid, and director Simon Cellan Jones splendidly pulls it all together. It's unadulterated fun.
Really fun movie
susangarner-4115018 December 2023
Mark Wahlburg always delivers no matter something just entertaining or profound. Wasn't sure if I would watch all of it but glad that I did. Truly a feel good, fun, high octane (last part) romp. Good performances all around. Because of lots of shooting and (non graphic) killing of bad guys towards the last part of the film, not sure that little kids should see it though it's pretty family friendly for over half of the film. I watched it on Sunday evening, wanted to be entertained but also pause to deal with evening stuff and didn't lose the thread. Definitely entertaining enough to watch when you can't figure out what mood you're in and don't want something heavy.
Who was this movie made for?
AshBoshog17 December 2023
It is a movie everyone has seen 100 times. Just filled with cliche after cliche it is so dumb.
When I was watching the movie I was trying to guess in my head which cliche they were going to use next and I was right most of the time.
If it was a kid movie I would understand this a bit more but its not?? So why would anyone want to watch 2 hours of generic scenes we have all seen 1000 times?
I dont think there was a single original idea in this film which is honestly just sad and pathetic.
The family plan is a movie filled with generics scenes, corny jokes and cliche after cliche after cliche.
When I was watching the movie I was trying to guess in my head which cliche they were going to use next and I was right most of the time.
If it was a kid movie I would understand this a bit more but its not?? So why would anyone want to watch 2 hours of generic scenes we have all seen 1000 times?
I dont think there was a single original idea in this film which is honestly just sad and pathetic.
The family plan is a movie filled with generics scenes, corny jokes and cliche after cliche after cliche.
Leave Logic At the Door And Enjoy Your Popcorn
FreakingMovieFanatic17 December 2023
Here is a mess of a movie. It's frankly absurd. Probably the dumbest thing we've seen all year.
The above is only partially true if you go into this Apple TV Produced film with the crazy idea that it's gonna blow your expectations out the door.
This is what I call a FUN DUMB ACTION movie in reign of Last Action Hero, Or any Mark Walhberg action movie of past. It's ridiculous, sometimes annoying, and has poorly written bad guys. The plot is whatever you want it to be. There's no real story here. Just go with it. Pop your popcorn, add lots of butter and push play on your Apple remote. It's 2hrs long but don't panic. You'll survive.
The above is only partially true if you go into this Apple TV Produced film with the crazy idea that it's gonna blow your expectations out the door.
This is what I call a FUN DUMB ACTION movie in reign of Last Action Hero, Or any Mark Walhberg action movie of past. It's ridiculous, sometimes annoying, and has poorly written bad guys. The plot is whatever you want it to be. There's no real story here. Just go with it. Pop your popcorn, add lots of butter and push play on your Apple remote. It's 2hrs long but don't panic. You'll survive.
Oh my god, we're British.....
FlashCallahan31 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Dan Morgan loves his quiet suburban life as a devoted husband, father of three and successful car salesman.
But that's only half the story. Decades earlier, he was an elite government assassin tasked with eliminating the world's deadliest threats.
When enemies from his past track him down, Dan packs his family into their minivan and takes off on an impromptu cross-country road trip to Las Vegas.
Determined to protect his family....while treating them to the vacation of a lifetime.....Dan must put his long-dormant skills into action, without revealing his true identity.....
Have you ever wondered what would happen if a studio like Apple spent loads of money on a film that was True Lies mixed with National Lampoons Vacation?
Well wonder no more, because here it is, and no one asked for it, and because of that, it's pretty enjoyable fluff.
Wahlberg spends his time not saying 'Hey Bro?', but doing that weird thing he does by speaking a sentence like he's asking a question.
Bad guys find out about him, and try to kill him, but there's a twist!! For no good reason, the main bad guy is his dad, and that gets explained near the end by good old Basil Exposition.
Maggie Q plays the Oddjob of the movie, and the whole movie is throwaway fluff that streaming channels produce that are specifically aimed at people who spend half of their time on their phone whilst watching the film, because you could go out for twenty minutes, come back, and not miss anything at all.
The cast are fine, there's a pretty good set piece in a supermarket, and it all looks very nice.
But I like Wahlberg, so what can you do?
But that's only half the story. Decades earlier, he was an elite government assassin tasked with eliminating the world's deadliest threats.
When enemies from his past track him down, Dan packs his family into their minivan and takes off on an impromptu cross-country road trip to Las Vegas.
Determined to protect his family....while treating them to the vacation of a lifetime.....Dan must put his long-dormant skills into action, without revealing his true identity.....
Have you ever wondered what would happen if a studio like Apple spent loads of money on a film that was True Lies mixed with National Lampoons Vacation?
Well wonder no more, because here it is, and no one asked for it, and because of that, it's pretty enjoyable fluff.
Wahlberg spends his time not saying 'Hey Bro?', but doing that weird thing he does by speaking a sentence like he's asking a question.
Bad guys find out about him, and try to kill him, but there's a twist!! For no good reason, the main bad guy is his dad, and that gets explained near the end by good old Basil Exposition.
Maggie Q plays the Oddjob of the movie, and the whole movie is throwaway fluff that streaming channels produce that are specifically aimed at people who spend half of their time on their phone whilst watching the film, because you could go out for twenty minutes, come back, and not miss anything at all.
The cast are fine, there's a pretty good set piece in a supermarket, and it all looks very nice.
But I like Wahlberg, so what can you do?
Marky Mark
Park_Min16 December 2023
The movie turned out to be an absolute letdown from the very start. Right from the beginning, the acting felt unnaturally theatrical, especially in the interactions between the characters. Even with Mark Wahlberg onboard, the performances felt hollow and contrived, making it impossible to connect with the story. The dialogue sounded forced, devoid of any genuine emotion or natural flow, resembling more of a scripted reading than a genuine conversation, especially with the kids. The plot, involving an ex-hitman chased by villains while on a family road trip, rapidly descended into ridiculousness and absurdity. The attempted seriousness in life-threatening situations failed miserably, with laughably unrealistic scenarios that never worked after adding the comedic tone. The entire premise felt like a mockery, leaving me thoroughly disappointed and uninterested in continuing. It's a shame considering the potential of the initial concept, but the execution was nothing short of a train wreck. This is the type of movie the people would leave in the background while playing UNO.
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