Futurama (TV Series)

Reincarnation (2011)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, God Entity

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Quotes 

• Fry : Oh, it's just that I love Leela something awful. Do you think a space dame like her would ever marry a two-bit low-life delivery boy like me? And also, I have bad posture some severe financial problems?

  Bender : Have you tried gettin' her pregnant?

  Fry : Gosh, yes! I've tried and tried! But, so far, I only got Amy pregnant.

• God Entity : A wise man once said that nothing really dies. Then he died. Stand by for reincarnation.

• [during a poorly-dubbed anime segment] 

  Amy Wong : Professor, I have analyzed the movements of the aliens with this movement analyzer.

  Professor Farnsworth : That device was a gift from my ancestors. Go on.

  Amy Wong : It seems their movements are a form of language, rather than speaking J...

  Male Dubbed Voice : ENGLISH!

  Amy Wong : -like us, they communicate through dance.

• Hermes Conrad : Sorry you wasted your life, Professor. I guess you never know everything after all.

  Professor Farnsworth : [somber]  Indeed. The pursuit of knowledge is hopeless and eternal.

  [suddenly happy] 

  Professor Farnsworth : Hooray!

  [the others cheer] 

• Professor Farnsworth : Wait! There's a snail on the tail of the frog on the bump of this log that I found in a hole on the bottom of the sea!

• Philip J. Fry : All right, diamond. You won those rounds, but I have an ace up my hole.

• Philip J. Fry : Mere words cannot express how I feel when I'm with you.

  Turanga Leela : Good?

  Philip J. Fry : Oh, I guess they can.

• Philip J. Fry : You a peace ambassador? The list of things I know is now complete.

• Professor Farnsworth : Good news, multiplayer! After a lifetime of toil, I'm on the verge of solving all the mysteries of science!

• Professor Farnsworth : How do you people do it? How do you go on knowing there's nothing more to know?

  Fry : I watch TV. It's the next best thing to being alive.

• Professor Farnsworth : I devoted every waking minute to answering the fundamental questions of science. I never married. Rarely went outside! And, now that I've found all the answers, I realize that what I was living for were the questions!

  Philip J. Fry : That stinks, Professor. Too bad the universe made it turn out that way and not some other way. I wonder why it did that.

  Stephen Hawking : Probably magnets.

  Professor Farnsworth : Shut up, Hawking. Fry, you idiot! You're a genius! Why are the laws of physics what they are? Instead of some other laws? To find out, we'd have to recreate the conditions before the Big Bang. It would take decades of work by thousands of scientists in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks of flaming grant money.

• Philip J. Fry : A guy like me can't afford a diamond ring for a gal like her.

  Bender : That's for sure, not on the measly salary I steal from you every week.

• Leela : What is that box, you old witch?

  Professor Farnsworth : Ha ha ha ha! I'll never tell you! It's a deep space emotion detector.

• Professor Farnsworth : Movietone News, everyone!

• Professor Farnsworth : The snail itself is composed of cells, molecules, atoms...

  Philip J. Fry : Pfff! Those things don't rhyme!

  Professor Farnsworth : Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, you dope! Now, ions and pions, muons and gluons, neutrinos, gravitinos... We're closing in on the very smallest particles of matter! For the first time, we're about to observe the fundamental structure of the universe.