The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Murray Christmas (2010)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs

Quotes 

• Rallo Tubbs : [to Murray]  Hey, old man. I don't expect you to throw your giant panties on the stage, but it's Christmas. The least you can do is pay attention.

  Murray : Leave me alone, kid. I'm Jewish.

  Rallo Tubbs : So? Just because you're bad at sports doesn't mean you can't celebrate Jesus' birthday.

• Rallo Tubbs : [to Murray]  You know, I think I figured out why you're so cranky. Christmas is four days away and you don't even have a tree.

  Murray : I told you, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

  Rallo Tubbs : Yeah, what is that? I tried looking it up, but no one knows how to spell it, so I gave up.

• Donna Tubbs : [to Cleveland about his parents]  How can you let them talk to you that way in your own home?

  Cleveland Brown : Donna, enough. I will not be talked to that way in my own home.

  Donna Tubbs : Shut up, fool.

  Cleveland Brown : Okay.

• Dr. Fist : Cleveland, it appears your father has suffered a mild heart attack. I've never seen one accompanied by bruises to the face before.

  Cleveland Brown : I was beating him up at the time.

  Dr. Fist : Oh, hey, no judgment. Anywho, he should be fine. I'd like to run a few more tests to be sure, but it's Christmas Eve and I'd rather be with my family, so I'm going home.

• Rallo Tubbs : Junior, I'm scared, man.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Don't worry, Rallo. The doctor says Grandpa will be fine.

  Rallo Tubbs : What? I'm talking about Murray. I don't want him to go back to that home, but I don't want him to die, either.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : You should do what your heart tells you to.

  Rallo Tubbs : Thank you for the worthless platitude.

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : All right, then I hope your old friend dies. Would that make you happy? You happy now? You happy that your old friend gonna die? You happy now, Rallo? Now quit teasing me!