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Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design (2010)

Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry

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• Dean Pelton : The point is, you will not be receiving credit for your independent study: "Conspiracy Theories in U.S. History."

  Jeff Winger : What? Why not?

  Dean Pelton : Because the class doesn't exist and neither does the teacher, Professor Professorson?

  Jeff Winger : What? That's his name.

  Dean Pelton : [pitifully]  Oh.

  Jeff Winger : It's Dutch. I think it means professor.

  Dean Pelton : I think it means poppycock.

  Britta Perry : The ultimate Jeff Winger blow-off class: the one that doesn't exist.

• Troy Barnes : It's still cool if I sleep over at your place tonight, right?

  Abed Nadir : Totally. Hey, since we're both done with classes, we can start the sleepover right now.

  Troy Barnes : Let's get in our pajamas and build a blanket fort!

  Abed Nadir : Let's do it.

  Britta Perry : [sarcastically]  A blanket fort. Wow!

  Abed Nadir : You can come hang out in it with us later if you want.

  Britta Perry : Uh, thanks, but I think I'll find something more grown up to do.

  Troy Barnes : Hmph. Okay, enjoy eating fiber and watching "The Mentalist."

  [Abed and Troy exit] 

  Shirley Bennett : Britta, that wasn't nice.

  Britta Perry : I'm sorry, Shirley, but who wants to hang out in a blanket fort with grown men in tiny Underoos?

  Dean Pelton : [Dean Pelton enters]  Hello...