Community (TV Series)

Aerodynamics of Gender (2010)

Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne

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Quotes 

• Joshua : I guess that's what I get for trusting some black guy.

  Troy Barnes : [laughs at first then becomes shocked]  WHAT?

  Joshua : When you found the trampoline I thought the only way to protect it was to let you use it. Guess it goes to prove what I already knew: non whites ruin everything!

  Troy Barnes : [shocked, high-pitched voice]  Oh, my God. Joshua was racist? That came out of nowhere.

  Jeff Winger : Did it?

  Joshua : [flashbacks]  A place free from darkness. And some are just natural jumpers. It's going to be a maze.

  [referring to the large swastika tattooed on his chest] 

  Troy Barnes : Maybe I just didn't wanna believe it.

  Jeff Winger : Maybe that's the lesson here. Purity that demands exclusion isn't real purity. Maybe paradise is a lie.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Not exactly. Paradise exists. Right here.

  [appears to place his hand over his heart, but actually his breast pocket which conceal his pain pills] 

• Annie Edison : We'll take them down. We'll take all these bitches down.

  Jeff Winger : Ladies, are you okay? Take it easy.

  Britta Perry : Um, did you just tell us what to do? Here's the thing, it's a little rule. Maybe you're not familiar with it. Nobody tells me what to do, ever.

  Jeff Winger : Whoa, whoa cowboy. I surrender.

  Britta Perry : Abed, did you hear that?

  Abed Nadir : Jeff's a bitch too?

  Britta Perry : Yes.

  Shirley Bennett : Take him down.

  Abed Nadir : Cool. Hey, Jeff, what's with the boots? 2008 called to tell you that even in 2008, those were tacky.

  Shirley Bennett : You go, girl.

  Ben Chang : Damn.

  [Jeff rises and closes doors to the study leaving Chang out] 

  Jeff Winger : Why don't we just all take a deep breath and find some center?

  Pierce Hawthorne : Okay, that is it. What are you hiding from me? They're keeping relaxation secrets. Tell me how to get laid back or I'll kill your families!

• Pierce Hawthorne : What? What's up with you guys? Why are you acting like that?

  Jeff Winger : Like what?

  Pierce Hawthorne : Ah! Gay boots. Lady boots. Heh, heh, heh. He's a gay wad.

  Troy Barnes : Are those as comfortable as they look?

  Jeff Winger : They're like wearing a pair of dreams. I'm sure your shoes are fine, though.

  Troy Barnes : You know what? They are.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Something's up with you two. I wanna know what it is. Are you on weed? Give me some, I'll smoke you two under the table.