Community (TV Series)

Epidemiology (2010)

Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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• Abed Nadir : [to Troy]  Make me proud. Be the first black man to make it to the end.

• [Jeff, Troy, and Abed sneak through the basement] 

  Jeff Winger : Quiet, nerds! Do you hear something?

  [They sneak forward. Suddenly, a cat jumps in front of them] 

  Jeff Winger : Jeez!

  [laughs] 

  Jeff Winger : It was just a cat. Let's keep going.

  [They continue through the basement. The cat jumps in front of them again] 

  Troy Barnes : Holy crap!

  [They continue to sneak through the basement. The cat jumps in front of them again] 

  Jeff Winger : What is up with that cat?

  Troy Barnes : Is someone throwing it?

  Abed Nadir : Keep going.

  [They continue. The cat jumps in front of them again] 

  Jeff Winger : You know, let's not keep going. Because there's an insane cat down here!

  Troy Barnes : But what about the zombies?

  Jeff Winger : Back burner, Troy! This cat must be dealt with!

• Troy Barnes : I love you.

  Abed Nadir : I know.

• Abed Nadir : Where's your costume?

  [We see Troy with his shirt off, wearing a toilet seat cover around his neck with "Dracula" written on it] 

  Troy Barnes : Trying something new.

  Abed Nadir : But our costumes go together. If you're not who you are, then I'm just some guy in a spandex suit and a bike helmet.

  Troy Barnes : Well, I'm a sexy Dracula.

  Abed Nadir : You mean vampire.

  Troy Barnes : I don't need to know which Dracula to know I'm a Dracula. Nerd.

• [the study group takes shelter in the study room] 

  Troy Barnes : Shouldn't we be barricading the doors?

  Abed Nadir : No, I think we're okay.

  [he peeks through the blinds and sees a zombie throw herself against the window] 

  Abed Nadir : Let me help you.

• Abed Nadir : There. There's a window. If we climb that chain-link fence, we can get up the wall and squeeze through it.

  [Jeff looks at the door, then his suit] 

  Jeff Winger : I vote we take the door.

  Abed Nadir : He doesn't want to dirty his suit.

  Troy Barnes : For real?

  [Jeff opens the door and lets the zombies in] 

  Jeff Winger : Clothes make the man, Troy. What the hell?

  [the zombies wrestle Jeff to the floor. Zombie Rich enters wearing Jeff's jacket] 

  Jeff Winger : That's my jacket! My jacket! You're stretching it! You're stretching it!