Community (TV Series)

Epidemiology (2010)

Greg Cromer: Rich

Photos 

Quotes 

• [Rich turns into a zombie] 

  Rich : [slurred speech]  I thought that maybe I was special.

  Britta Perry : Special? You're not special! I'm special!

  [she pulls up her sleeve to reveal a bite mark on her arm] 

  Britta Perry : I was bit ten minutes ago and I'm...

  [her speech slurs as she turns into a zombie] 

  Jeff Winger : Oh, great - nobody's special!

• Rich : [checking someone's temperature]  A hundred and two. This may be food poisoning.

  Dean Pelton : Rich. What did I tell you?

  Rich : To rule out food poisoning.

  Dean Pelton : Yes, that's true. But especially don't say it out loud.

  [Star-Burns visits the quarantine area dressed as a pirate] 

  Star-Burns : Who wants to walk my plank, huh?

  [Pierce grabs his arm and bites him. Everyone screams] 

  Rich : Okay, I'm ruling out food poisoning.

• [Rich, dressed as a banana, examines Star-Burns after Pierce bites him] 

  Rich : His symptoms are progressing even faster than everyone else's.

  Annie Edison : How much of that taco meat stuff did you eat, Star-Burns?

  Star-Burns : I didn't eat any. My name's Alex.

  Annie Edison : Whoa, it must have transferred through Pierce's bite.

  Rich : I think you're right. Hey, you make quite the little nurse.

  Annie Edison : Thank you, Rich. You are quite the banana.

  Star-Burns : Why don't you guys just get a room?

  [Turns into a zombie] 

• Rich : Hey, Jeff. It's me, Rich from pottery class. Doc Potterywood, remember?

  Annie Edison : Rich, not now! Guys, there's some kind of infection at the party that's making people act weird and bite others. We need to coordinate an orderly evacuation without causing unnecessary panic.

  [we hear a woman scream and see her being bitten by infected Leonard] 

  Troy Barnes : Holy crap! Leonard's a zombie!

• Rich : First, I need to know something. Was anybody bitten before they came in here?

  Señor Chang : Ya bit? Huh? Ya bit?