"Community" Intro to Political Science (TV Episode 2011) Poster

Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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  • Agent Robin Vohlers : Abed Nadir, I'm Special Agent Robin Vohlers. This is Special Agent Keenlan of the Secret Service. Will you submit to a search of your personal belongings?

    Abed Nadir : Sure.

    [Agent Keenlan inspects Abed's backpack] 

    Agent Robin Vohlers : [pats down Abed]  If I may ask, how did you notice the campus was being observed?

    Abed Nadir : Guess I noticed because I'm used to being the only observer.

    Agent Robin Vohlers : Well, we're not used to being noticed.

    Abed Nadir : That sounds a little sad.

    Special Agent Glenn Keenlan : He's clean. Although I could issue a warning for this bootleg of "The Last Airbender."

    Abed Nadir : Where were you a week ago?

    [chuckles] 

  • Troy Barnes : This election's become a real horse race. According to our polls, the campus is almost evenly divided. Now, keep in mind the margin of error is about 98 percent.

    Abed Nadir : Could be higher. We don't even know how to do margins of error. We talked to two people at a vending machine.

    Troy Barnes : Well, I'm being told we're taking a quick break, but stay tuned.

    Abed Nadir : They have to stay tuned. It's closed-circuit television.

    Troy Barnes : Don't know what that means.

    Man : And we're out.

    Troy Barnes : [snaps fingers twice]  Can I get an apple juice, please? Freshly squeezed this time, or so help me God, Maurice.

  • Abed Nadir : I'm Abed Nadir saying: Did you know you could make napalm out of common dish soap and cat food?

    Troy Barnes : What? Why would you say that?

    Abed Nadir : Hmm?

    [cut to Biden's motorcade, siren wails] 

    Agent Robin Vohlers : [cell phone rings]  Vohlers. Hmm, yeah.

    [to Biden] 

    Agent Robin Vohlers : I'm sorry sir, we're gonna have to move on to city college. Apparently there's an elevated threat level at Greendale. But don't worry. I'll check it out... personally.

    Joe Biden : Whatever. I just had a dream that I was a regular president.

  • Abed Nadir : The vice president is coming. That explains the people I've noticed covertly surveilling the campus this week. Must be Secret Service.

    Jeff Winger : Oh, Abed, will your reality ever come out on Blu-ray so we can enjoy it?

    Janitor : We've been made.

  • Annie Edison : I have so many ideas for improving the school.

    Jeff Winger : Improving Greendale takes more than ideas, Annie. It takes time, gasoline, matches.

    Abed Nadir : [imitates Carl from Slingblade]  Mm. Nice, psshew.

    [carves 23rd tick mark under Classic "Wingers" on the table's box apron] 

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