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Intro to Political Science (2011)

John J. Reiner: Joe Biden

Quotes 

• Abed Nadir : I'm Abed Nadir saying: Did you know you could make napalm out of common dish soap and cat food?

  Troy Barnes : What? Why would you say that?

  Abed Nadir : Hmm?

  [cut to Biden's motorcade, siren wails] 

  Agent Robin Vohlers : [cell phone rings]  Vohlers. Hmm, yeah.

  [to Biden] 

  Agent Robin Vohlers : I'm sorry sir, we're gonna have to move on to city college. Apparently there's an elevated threat level at Greendale. But don't worry. I'll check it out... personally.

  Joe Biden : Whatever. I just had a dream that I was a regular president.