Community (TV Series)
Intro to Political Science (2011)
Alison Brie: Annie Edison
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Quotes
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Troy Barnes : Hey, guys! The final debate!
Jeff Winger : Yeah, about that. I'm out.
Annie Edison : Me too. I decided that someone who would do that to a friend doesn't deserve to be president.
Troy Barnes : Uh, yeah. I know that. You're missing the final debate! It's the biggest political showdown of all time!
[We see the final debate]
Magnitude : Pop pop!
[Leonard blows a raspberry]
Magnitude : Pop pop!
[Leonard blows a raspberry]
Magnitude : Pop pop!
[Leonard blows a raspberry]
Magnitude : Pop pop!
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Jeff Winger : You should have stayed in the running. You were the only real candidate.
Annie Edison : Nah. I was just another jerk trying to win a contest. You were right the whole time. I just couldn't admit it until I saw you running away crying.
Jeff Winger : [sarcastically] Yaaay.
Annie Edison : I care what you think about me. You know?
Jeff Winger : Yeah, well, I care what you think about me. That's why this happened.
Annie Edison : Okay, well... Resolved, then.
Jeff Winger : Resolved.
[they hug]
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Annie Edison : You know what? At least worker bees can set aside their egos and join together to support a larger cause.
Jeff Winger : Oh, right, because politics are all about larger causes. Face it, Annie. Politics are all about ego, popularity, and parlor tricks. Don't kid a lawyer.
Annie Edison : Well, if I see one, I won't.
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Annie Edison : Resolved, then.
Jeff Winger : Resolved.
Pierce Hawthorne : When we seek to destroy others, we often hurt ourself, because it is the self that wants to be destroyed.
Jeff Winger : Pierce, you're not usually so poignant.
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Dean Pelton : All right, let us resume. Star-Burns, we haven't heard from you on this black mold issue.
Star-Burns : Yeah, I actually withdraw my candidacy. I fear a political career will shine a negative light on my drug dealing. Thank you.
[audience booes]
Jeff Winger : Dean, before this election stops being about the issues, I have a question for my opponents. What's your favorite color? Mine's a three-way tie. Red, white and blue.
[audience cheers and applauds]
Dean Pelton : Magnitude, a response?
Magnitude : I think you know, Dean.
Dean Pelton , Star-Burns , Magnitude , Audience : Pop, pop.
[audience laughs and applauds]
Dean Pelton : I set him up.
Annie Edison : I have an audio-visual presentation, Dean.
Dean Pelton : Oh, that sounds interesting. What's your presentation?
Annie Edison : My presentation is a copy of Jeff Winger's 1997 audition tape for MTV's The Real World.
Jeff Winger : [chuckles] What?
[shock and fear crease Jeff's face]
Jeff Winger : What?
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Jeff Winger : We'll see. For my closing statement, I'm thinking about smashing a watermelon with a hammer.
Annie Edison : Jeff, if I admit politics are stupid, will you stop making them stupid?
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Annie Edison : Jeff, knock it off. You're not running sincerely. You're not even interested in student government.
Jeff Winger : I know, and yet, the people love me. It's almost as if politics were a huge joke.
Annie Edison : Okay, look. I'm sorry I asked you to hang my fliers, but I suggest you drop out right now, because not only will I beat you, I will make you cry.
Jeff Winger : Mmm... Oh, I feel a slight ego blowing in from the east.
Annie Edison : You're gonna feel my foot blowing in from the south.
Jeff Winger : Bring it on, Ponce de Leon.
Annie Edison : I'm gonna, Greg Muldunna. It's a real guy. He owns a mattress store downtown. You can look it up.
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Annie Edison : I have so many ideas for improving the school.
Jeff Winger : Improving Greendale takes more than ideas, Annie. It takes time, gasoline, matches.
Abed Nadir : [imitates Carl from Slingblade] Mm. Nice, psshew.
[carves 23rd tick mark under Classic "Wingers" on the table's box apron]
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Annie Edison : Well, news flash, Jeff, some of us care about more than just fixing our hair and sculpting our abs.
Jeff Winger : Wow, you got me pegged.
[carves 8th tick mark under Ab Mentions on the table's box apron]
