American Dad! (TV Series)

Jenny Fromdabloc (2011)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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Quotes 

• Roger the Alien : [crying]  Sons of Tucson, new on FOX? When was this on? I watch FOX. I never saw this.

• Steve Smith : [to Roger]  You slut!

  Roger the Alien : I have to say, it was super relaxing being an innocent young girl for a change.

  Steve Smith : Innocent? You did it with Snot on the beach!

  Roger the Alien : Yeah, I did. Got sand all up in my Jenny dress, not to mention my gopher hole. Oop, I mentioned it.

• Steve Smith : [to Roger]  I should've known you'd take it too far.

  Roger the Alien : Yeah, you should've. You've known me for years, Steve.

• Roger the Alien : I'll tell you what's going I like Snot. He's cute and he's funny and he treats me nice. Reminds me of a young Paul Reiser.

  Steve Smith : He is nothing like a young Paul Reiser. He's Rob Morrow on his best day.

• Steve Smith : [to Roger]  Do you know what time it is?

  Roger the Alien : Nope. We were having sex in the park and I totally lost track. I must have been making weird noises 'cause a bunch of cats wouldn't leave us alone. Had to throw a couple cats.

  Steve Smith : Roger, you have to stop this.

  Roger the Alien : I see. I know what's really going on here. You can't stand the fact that Snot's cool now and you're no longer king of the nerds.

  Steve Smith : That's ridiculous! I mean sure there's been an established hierarchy, but...

  [looks at the object that Roger has] 

  Steve Smith : What wh-what is that?

  Roger the Alien : Oh, this? My stress ball.

  Steve Smith : But there's a crack in it.

  Roger the Alien : Uh-huh.

  Steve Smith : Oh, my God, that's how you and Snot have been...

  Roger the Alien : Relieving stress. Because this is a stress ball. And trust me, Snot's been relieving a lot of stress into this thing.