American Dad! (TV Series)

A Piñata Named Desire (2011)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith

Quotes 

• Francine Smith : [to Stan and Roger]  Enough! Can't we have one meal without you two getting into an angry singing contest? Why is everything a competition?

  Hayley Smith : Yeah, you guys should just fuck and get it over with.

  [everyone looks at her] 

  Hayley Smith : Clearly, they have repressed sexual feelings for each other that they're channeling into hostility.

  Steve Smith : How's that Psych 101 class going?

  Hayley Smith : It's only day three, but I understand how the whole world works now.

• Francine Smith : [about Stan and Roger]  I don't get it. They're friends again?

  Hayley Smith : Told ya. They just needed to fuck.