American Dad! (TV Series)

100 A.D. (2010)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin

Quotes 

• Stan Smith : Thank God we got rid of Jeff and that old hippie. The stench of pot and body odor was beginning to reach McConnaughey-vian proportions.

• Steve Smith : Hey, Roger, a missing remote. Looks like another case for...

  Steve Smith , Roger : [both]  Wheels and the Legman!

  Klaus : Enough!

  Roger : What the hell's your problem?

  Klaus : Every "Wheels and the Legman" is the same. You pick a boring case, you bicker, then you solve it. The solution usually being that Roger is the culprit.

  Roger : It's true. I've got the remote right here.

• Roger : All right, I got everything we need: chocolate milk, cheese puffs and some Turkish amphetamines I scored in the bathroom.

• Stan Smith : Our grandkids are gonna be half loser, I'm gonna hate them, I'm gonna tell them, I'll look them right in the eye and say Pop Pop hates you

• Stan Smith : [to Francine]  If she's having sex at any time, the dot will turn purple, I paid extra for that option, I can explode her breasts

• Roger : [high]  Why do you keep calling me Legs! Is there something wrong with my legs? Is that why we have a wheelchair, you Nazi walrus bastard!

  Klaus : [As a hallucination]  Steve, who's he talking to?

  Roger : Shut up Garfield! Why do you hate Mondays? You don't even work!

• Roger : We just saying the first thing that pops into our mind? Ticklemonster

  Steve Smith : I know Dad, I put up with this every day at the agency

  Roger : Your Ghost Dad's not here!

  Steve Smith : Oh no, then who's possessing me?

  [Steve stands up out of the wheelchair and slaps Roger repeatedly] 

  Roger : Stop it, stop it Wheels, Wheels, stop it Wheels' father

  [Steve stops and Roger gasps] 

• Roger : Tonight we find out who shot Mr Burns?

  [to someone off-screen] 

  Roger : 15 years ago? Well who was it? Really? The baby?