- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: Where's that accent from, you Canadian or something?
- Jennie: I'm British.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: I knew it was somewhere smart.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: They want me to star in this show, yet Phil keeps me sitting around like a jerkoff? I'd like to see him make Simon Cowell wait around like this!
- Ari Gold: [to Amanda Daniels] I have never hit a woman in my entire life, but I swear to God, in my mind right now I am pummeling your smug face to a pulp for everything you did to me, my career, and my family. But not to worry, all right; I will prevail because I'm a winner and you're a whore with more cleavage than talent, and *I* will not stop until I destroy you!
- Manager: Mr. Gold, I have to insist that you leave.
- Ari Gold: Excellent choice because I have a life to destroy.