- Joe Tranelli: That's your breakfast, a yogurt?
- Lucy: Yogurt is what girls eat, dad.
- Albert: [Lucy leaves] I guess yogurt makes you fat.
- Joe Tranelli: Stop it.
- [Albert strums his guitar, off-key]
- Joe Tranelli: I mean... I mean that. Stop that.
- Lucy: Well, why is he even coming?
- Joe Tranelli: What do you mean? Because he loves us.
- Lucy: Yeah, but it doesn't seem like grandpa to, you know, visit.
- Joe Tranelli: Well... I don't know. I guess... what's her name, Connie, it was her idea.
- Lucy: It's so weird to think of him dating.
- Joe Tranelli: My dad dating, my daughter dating... it's all weird.