Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)

If I Could, I Surely Would (2010)

Ray Romano: Joe Tranelli

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• Joe Tranelli : I'm so hungry. You know what? I'm the mood for something chocolate, I think. Yeah, let me, um...

  [he takes a menu, then pulls out and puts on a pair of reading glasses] 

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Wow.

  Joe Tranelli : Yeah.

  Terry Elliott : Come on. For real?

  Joe Tranelli : It's your future, too, a-holes.

  Terry Elliott : My future's a fake nose and glasses?