The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Brave New World (2010)

Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore

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• Damon Salvatore : Aren't you worried that one day, all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back? I mean, surely they talk.

• Damon Salvatore : Jeremy! So good to see you alive.

  Jeremy Gilbert : Aren't you a little old for a high school carnival?

  Damon Salvatore : A hundred and fifty years too old.

  [Takes some of Jeremy's popcorn] 

• Tyler Lockwood : [Mason has just beaten him at arm wresting]  Who wants to go next?

  Damon Salvatore : Wait, Stefan wants to go.

  Stefan Salvatore : [Looks at Damon]  Yeah sure, I'll... er... give it a shot.

  Damon Salvatore : [shouts]  Get 'em, Stef!

• Stefan Salvatore : [about Caroline becoming a vampire]  How did this happen?

  Damon Salvatore : Well, I fed her blood, Katherine obviously killed her and A plus B equals...

  Elena Gilbert : But why?

  Damon Salvatore : Because Katherine is a manipulative, nasty little slut.

• Damon Salvatore : [about the Lockwoods]  What is up with that family? If they're not vampires, what the hell are they?

  Stefan Salvatore : Oh... urmmm... maybe they're... urmmm... Ninja Turtles.

• Damon Salvatore : [to Jeremy]  Look, I don't do the 'Big Brother' thing very well, so I haven't got any milk and cookies to offer you.

• Damon Salvatore : [turns around, sees Caroline standing behind him]  Oh, hey, Blondie. They let you out?

  Caroline Forbes : I remember.

  Damon Salvatore : What do you remember?

  Caroline Forbes : [advancing slowly]  I remember how you manipulated me, you pushed me around, abused me, erased my memories, fed on me.

  Damon Salvatore : You're crazy.

  Caroline Forbes : Well, the memories have been coming back. In pieces.

  Damon Salvatore : You can't remember. It's impossible. I mean, unless... you were... becoming a...

  [realizes she's been turned] 

  Caroline Forbes : I've got a message from Katherine. She said 'Game On'.

  Damon Salvatore : Wait...

  [gets pushed by Caroline, falls back, sliding along hallway floor] 

  Caroline Forbes : [with utter disdain]  You suck.

  [walks away] 

• Damon Salvatore : Wait. Wasn't there a school carnival the night you staked Vicki? Look at how the town repeats itself.

• Bonnie Bennett : I can't believe this is happening.

  Damon Salvatore : [Appears holding a shovel]  Come on, don't pout about it. Got a body to bury.

• Damon Salvatore : I like this. You... walking on eggshells around me because you think I'm going to explode. It's very suspenseful. Is Elena worried too? I bet I'm your every conversation.

  Stefan Salvatore : Have you heard from Katherine?

  Damon Salvatore : [ignoring the question]  I think the Lockwood's have a family secret. 'Cause the Gilbert device effected them but vervain didn't, so they're not vampires, they're something else.

  Stefan Salvatore : Is this your new obsession?

  Damon Salvatore : Oh, you'd rather some unknown supernatural element running rampant in our town. Fine, I'll drop it.

  Stefan Salvatore : We haven't seen the last of Katherine. You do know that, right? We have no idea what she's up to.

  Damon Salvatore : Sure we do. She came back to press her undying eternal love for you. So I'll let you deal with her, 'cause I have more important things to do like... explode.

• Damon Salvatore : [pouring contents of blood transfusion bag into glass]  Would you care for one?

  Stefan Salvatore : No. Thank you. Not hungry. Just ate.

  Damon Salvatore : [teasing]  Aren't you worried that one day all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back? I mean, surely they talk?

  Stefan Salvatore : I'm just happy that's a, uh... a blood bag and not a sorority girl supplying your dinner.

• Stefan Salvatore : [Finds Damon watching Tyler have an arm wrestle with a guy]  Aha, you're lurking.

  Damon Salvatore : [Scoffs]  I'm observing.

  Stefan Salvatore : More like obsessing.

• Damon Salvatore : Your silence is deafening, Stefan.