The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

By the Light of the Moon (2010)

Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore

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• Damon Salvatore : You should really lock your door. Aw, come on, pouty. At least give me two points for ingenuity.

  Elena Gilbert : Do you think this is funny?

  Damon Salvatore : Yes, Elena. I find hilarity in the lengths that I have to go to to repeatedly save your life.

  Elena Gilbert : What did Stef say about this?

  Damon Salvatore : Pretty good laugh.

  Elena Gilbert : And what did he say about Elijah still being alive?

  Damon Salvatore : Yeah, that. I didn't tell him.

  Elena Gilbert : Why not?

  Damon Salvatore : Well, A, he can't do anything about it. And B, what I just said. Where's Bonnie?

  Jeremy Gilbert : I thought she was meeting you.

  Damon Salvatore : No, she's on moonstone duty and I'm on Elena patrol.

  Jeremy Gilbert : And who's on Tyler Lockwood and the full moon?

  Damon Salvatore : Vampire Barbie asked me if she could handle it. I said why not. Figured she'd screw up, he would bite her, then I'd be rid of two of my problems.

  Elena Gilbert : Hold on, tonight's the full moon?

  Damon Salvatore : Yep, but you're too occupied with your suicidal tendencies to notice. What?

  Alaric Saltzman : Sheriff Forbes just declared Mason Lockwood a missing person.

  Damon Salvatore : What, why?

  Alaric Saltzman : Some girl from Florida showed up on the Lockwood's doorstep looking for Mason.

  Damon Salvatore : What girl?

  Alaric Saltzman : I don't know. But she seems to have everyone in a tizzy.

  Damon Salvatore : That's not good. Where are you?

  Alaric Saltzman : I'm at the grill.

  Damon Salvatore : I'm on my way.

  [to Jeremy:] 

  Damon Salvatore : Change in plans, you babysit.

  [to Elena:] 

  Damon Salvatore : Hey you know, you should get out, enjoy the sun. Oh wait, you can't.

• Stefan Salvatore : You trapped her? In the house?

  Damon Salvatore : It's for the best. Trust me. Elena's on a martyr tear that rivals your greatest hits. You should be glad that the witch and I aren't getting along. I brought you this. Care package. Candle, irons, and... lunch.

  [holds up bottle filled with blood] 

  Stefan Salvatore : Give that to me and I'm just gonna have to share it with her.

  Damon Salvatore : Yeah...

  Katherine : You know, you two are surprisingly calm, considering Klaus will hunt you down and kill you if you mess with his little plan.

  Damon Salvatore : I've been dead before. I got over it.