- Damon Salvatore: [mocking Jeremy as he follows him] I have so many emotions, but I have no way to express them. Being a teenager is so hard.
- Jeremy Gilbert: Dick.
- Damon Salvatore: [confronting him] You do not talk to me like that. I'm not your sister. And from now on, don't talk to your sister that way either.
- Jeremy Gilbert: So what, you're gonna kill me just because I hurt Elena's feelings?
- Damon Salvatore: Cut her some slack.
- Jeremy Gilbert: She erased my memories.
- Damon Salvatore: No, I did. She was protecting you.
- Jeremy Gilbert: That wasn't her call to make.
- Tyler Lockwood: [Matt's rejected his peace offering again] I said I was sorry.
- Caroline Forbes: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little bit better than sorry.
- [raises her brows, walks away]
- Elena Gilbert: What are you doing?
- Damon Salvatore: Saving your life. Fifteen words or less. Tomb vamps are here. Founding families are the target.
- [to Stefan:]
- Damon Salvatore: Get her out of here. Now!
- [rushes off]
- Stefan Salvatore: Wait, wait, wait. Where are you going?
- Damon Salvatore: More than fifteen words, Stefan!
- [on his way]
- Anna Zhu: The vampires from the tomb are planning an attack tonight.
- Damon Salvatore: How do you know this?
- Anna Zhu: I went to them. They think I'm with them, but I'm not. They want the founding families dead.
- Damon Salvatore: When is it supposed to happen?
- Anna Zhu: When the fireworks start.
- Damon Salvatore: John Gilbert wants to use that invention on them.
- Anna Zhu: Can't be here.
- Damon Salvatore: It doesn't work. It's been deactivated.
- Anna Zhu: I mean, a lot of people are going to die.
- Damon Salvatore: Where are they right now?
- Anna Zhu: They're already here.
- Elena Gilbert: [earnestly] I don't believe that we can't fix this. I lied. I was wrong. But you're my brother, Jer. And I love you and I have to fix this. So just tell me, what can I do?
- Jeremy Gilbert: [looks at her for a long time] You can go to hell, Elena.