"Parks and Recreation" Ron & Tammy 2 (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson

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Quotes 

  • Ron Swanson : Can you turn the radio off? This is our song.

    Ben Wyatt : Your song is "Dancing on the Ceiling" by Lionel Richie?

    [Turns to Ron] 

    Ben Wyatt : Oh! Wow, look at that. You shaved off part of your mustache. That's lovely.

    Ron Swanson : I didn't shave it off. It rubbed off. From friction.

  • Wendy Haverford : They're getting really old, and I'm an only child. I just feel like the right thing to do is to move back home.

    Ron Swanson : I'm sorry to see you go. I've really come to think of you as a companion.

    Wendy Haverford : Hey, I don't suppose you'd wanna move to Canada?

    Ron Swanson : [Spits out his coffee and laughs]  Canada! No. I don't suppose I would.

  • Ron Swanson : [Ron's girlfriend is moving away]  I just taught her to whittle. She made me this tiny sharpened stick.

  • Ron Swanson : [Leslie and Ben are visiting Ron and Tammy in jail]  Leslie! Congratulate us!

    Tammy Swanson : [Shows Leslie her ring]  Ron's got one just like it on his penis.

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