Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Time Capsule (2011)
Retta: Donna Meagle
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Quotes
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Donna Meagle : Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or time-traveling romances.
[Holds up a book of Twilight]
Donna Meagle : And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinnylegs McGee. I'll tell you that much.
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Kelly Larson : You look sad.
Tom Haverford : You look like an old goon who's obsessed with a kid's book.
Kelly Larson : It's a girl, isn't it? I can tell. It's the look that Mike had on his face when Bella turned him down for the dance.
Tom Haverford : Oh yeah? Is it? What look did your mom have on her face when she realized her son was a complete failure?
Kelly Larson : Okay. I'll be quiet. But I do know something about heartbreak. And you know who else does?
Tom Haverford : Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds?
Kelly Larson : No. A little lady named Twilight author Stephenie Meyer.
[Throws Tom a copy of Twilight]
Donna Meagle : [Enters room] You should listen to him. Those books are GOOD.