Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Time Capsule (2011)
Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope
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Quotes
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Leslie Knope : A complete list of every slogan we've ever had:
Leslie Knope : "Pawnee, the Paris of America"
Leslie Knope : "The Akron of Southwest Indiana"
Leslie Knope : "Welcome German Soldiers", after the Nazis took France our mayor kind of panicked
Leslie Knope : "Pawnee, the factory fire capital of America"
Leslie Knope : "Welcome Vietnamese Soldiers"
Leslie Knope : "Pawnee, Engage with Zorp". For a brief time in the 70's our town was taken over by a cult.
Leslie Knope : "Pawnee, Zorp is dead, long live Zorp"
Leslie Knope : "Pawnee, it's safe to be here now"
Leslie Knope : "Pawnee, birthplace of Julia Roberts", that was a lie, she sued so we had to change it.
Leslie Knope : "Pawnee, home of the world famous Julia Roberts lawsuit"
Leslie Knope : "Welcome Taliban Soldiers"
Leslie Knope : and our current slogan: "Pawnee, first in friendship, fourth in obesity"
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Leslie Knope : So you're the one who's been emailing me about Twilight. I thought you'd be younger, and a girl.
Kelly Larson : Well, I'm not. I'm older and a boy.
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Ron Swanson : [Pulls hacksaw out of his desk] I'll take care of this trespasser. Give me thirty seconds.
Leslie Knope : I'm just gonna call security.
Ben Wyatt : Guys can we push the meeting an hour? What's going on?
Leslie Knope : Some guy handcuffed himself to a pipe in my office because we wouldn't put a copy of Twilight in the time capsule.
Ben Wyatt : Damn it, again?
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Leslie Knope : I think we should put Twilight in the time capsule.
Ron Swanson : Leslie, no! We don't negotiate with weirdos!
Ben Wyatt : Yeah, what happened to 'A Perfect Encapsulation of Life in Pawnee'?
Leslie Knope : Well, for that guy, life in Pawnee is him and his daughter reading that book! Besides, I can get Shawna on board; it would make a great human interest story!
Ben Wyatt : Uh, if this gets out, every time you want to do anything, some guy's gonna come into your office and handcuff himself to a pipe.
Leslie Knope : Well, yeah, that's a good point... Then we shall bring the pipe to them!
Ron Swanson : Oh no.
Leslie Knope : Oh yes!
Ben Wyatt : What does that mean?
Ron Swanson : Crackpot convention.
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Leslie Knope : For the last time, and I won't say this again, there will be no human or feline ashes in either one of the time capsules.