"Parks and Recreation" Time Capsule (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson

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Quotes 

  • Ron Swanson : [Pulls hacksaw out of his desk]  I'll take care of this trespasser. Give me thirty seconds.

    Leslie Knope : I'm just gonna call security.

    Ben Wyatt : Guys can we push the meeting an hour? What's going on?

    Leslie Knope : Some guy handcuffed himself to a pipe in my office because we wouldn't put a copy of Twilight in the time capsule.

    Ben Wyatt : Damn it, again?

  • Leslie Knope : I think we should put Twilight in the time capsule.

    Ron Swanson : Leslie, no! We don't negotiate with weirdos!

    Ben Wyatt : Yeah, what happened to 'A Perfect Encapsulation of Life in Pawnee'?

    Leslie Knope : Well, for that guy, life in Pawnee is him and his daughter reading that book! Besides, I can get Shawna on board; it would make a great human interest story!

    Ben Wyatt : Uh, if this gets out, every time you want to do anything, some guy's gonna come into your office and handcuff himself to a pipe.

    Leslie Knope : Well, yeah, that's a good point... Then we shall bring the pipe to them!

    Ron Swanson : Oh no.

    Leslie Knope : Oh yes!

    Ben Wyatt : What does that mean?

    Ron Swanson : Crackpot convention.

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