"Gossip Girl" The Witches of Bushwick (TV Episode 2010) - Leighton Meester as Blair Waldorf

Serena van der Woodsen : [can't choose between boyfriends] I have a whole new appreciation for Big Love.

Blair Waldorf : Well, even in Utah, only the men are allowed to have more than one spouse. Which I've come to realize is extremely sexist.
Blair Waldorf : [to attentive assistant after pedicure] What are you, a foot fetishist? They're done!
Blair Waldorf : [to Serena, who's on Page Six again] Don't look at me like that. You're the one who's black and white and read all over.
Chuck Bass : There's something alluring about an angel drawn to the dark side.

Blair Waldorf : Or a devil redeemed.

[they get amorous, and she gets inspired]

Blair Waldorf : A masquerade!

Chuck Bass : Hmm.

Blair Waldorf : Where inhibitions can't help but break free.
Blair Waldorf : My black Balenciaga will be perfect to publicly condemn you.

Chuck Bass : I love public!

Blair Waldorf : I love condemnation!

Chuck Bass : [blurts out in the heat of the moment] I love you!

[realizes what he just let slip out]

Blair Waldorf : Of course, no one does black like Dior.
Dorota Kishlovsky : [Blair took off her staid party dress and is stepping out in her underwear] Where are you going?

Blair Waldorf : Straight to hell with all the other sinners.

[off to the party she goes]
Blair Waldorf : It's no worse than what you tried to do to me and Chuck!

Serena van der Woodsen : What? I had nothing to do with you coming here in your underwear. You knew what you had to lose.

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf