- Serena van der Woodsen: I've forgotten how exciting the first day at school can be. New fall wardrobe, fresh slate... The fact that Gossip Girl isn't around to stir up trouble, only makes it that much more perfect.
- Eva Coupeau: [on balcony overlooking Paris] If you really are the big boss around here like you say, can you make it so that nobody comes up here to disturb us?
- [loosens her dress]
- Chuck Bass: I've already made the call.
- Blair Waldorf: Well, the good thing about no Gossip Girl, no Chuck. What about you? You're the one who has to start college with an ex-boyfriend on campus.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, there won't be any issues. Nate and I are still friends, even if he is dating some gorgeous blond named Juliet.
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, please! You are Serena van der Woodsen. We've been on campus, what, five minutes, and I'll bet there's already an entire frathouse filled with guys fighting over you. And don't worry, my jealousy issues are as over as...
- [makes flippant gesture:]
- Blair Waldorf: surf fabrics for evening wear. And besides, we're carrying on our divide-and-conquer strategy from Paris.
- Serena van der Woodsen: But where will our neutral meeting ground be? Hot & Crusty will not possibly do after Café Louis Philippe.
- Eva Coupeau: [trying on dress in store] What do you think of this one?
- Chuck Bass: [much taken by charming sight] If I answered that out loud, I'd probably be asked to leave the store.
- Juliet Sharp: [to Blair] I don't know who's more excited about you being in the house, the girls who wanna borrow your clothes, or the boys who wanna take them off.
- Eva Coupeau: [re visitor Nate] Should I make him some breakfast?
- Chuck Bass: You don't have to make anything for anyone. You can have whatever you want at the touch of a button. Now, Simone is waiting for you in the spa on the second floor. Tell her what you'd like, she'll have it delivered before your massage. Or after. It's entirely up to you.
- [opens private elevator door for her]
- Eva Coupeau: This is crazy. Your life is... perfect.
- Chuck Bass: Now so is yours.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Wow, I thought college was gonna be different than high school.
- Blair Waldorf: Who'd want that?
- Penelope Shafai: [comes all-haughty down the stairs] Sorry, but this is a private club. No has-beens allowed.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [casual cool tone] Penelope, good to see you too. Long time.
- Blair Waldorf: Clearly, standards have slipped if you're a member here. To whom should I speak to have you removed once I get our keys?
- Penelope Shafai: [airy gesture] The wall.
- [painting of some grand dame of yesteryear]
- Penelope Shafai: My great-aunt. She was a founding member.
- Blair Waldorf: Ah... nepotism. That explains it. Now, if you don't mind, you can direct us to the keymaster. And then...
- [gestures]
- Blair Waldorf: get me some cashews. I'm famished.
- Georgina Sparks: When I got on the plane to Minsk, the guy from the bar wasn't... in the seat next to me, it was a... Russian businessman named Sergi. By the time we landed, we were platinum members of the mile-high club.
- Dan Humphrey: Oh, why am I not surprised?
- Georgina Sparks: We did it on the ground too.
- [chuckles]