Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Undergraduates (2010)

Amanda Setton: Penelope Shafai

Quotes 

• Serena van der Woodsen : Wow, I thought college was gonna be different than high school.

  Blair Waldorf : Who'd want that?

  Penelope Shafai : [comes all-haughty down the stairs]  Sorry, but this is a private club. No has-beens allowed.

  Serena van der Woodsen : [casual cool tone]  Penelope, good to see you too. Long time.

  Blair Waldorf : Clearly, standards have slipped if you're a member here. To whom should I speak to have you removed once I get our keys?

  Penelope Shafai : [airy gesture]  The wall.

  [painting of some grand dame of yesteryear] 

  Penelope Shafai : My great-aunt. She was a founding member.

  Blair Waldorf : Ah... nepotism. That explains it. Now, if you don't mind, you can direct us to the keymaster. And then...

  [gestures] 

  Blair Waldorf : get me some cashews. I'm famished.