Gossip Girl (TV Series)

While You Weren't Sleeping (2011)

Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey

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Quotes 

• Dan Humphrey : Now, what's so urgent?

  Blair Waldorf : I wanted to tell you... that you were right... about that... thing.

  Dan Humphrey : And now, which thing was that?

  Blair Waldorf : I, Blair Waldorf, need Dan Humphrey's help.

  Dan Humphrey : As a friend and peer, not as an underling.

  Blair Waldorf : [mumbling]  As my friend and peer, not my underling.

  [Dan mocks Blair by aping after her, mumbling and tilting his head] 

• Dan Humphrey : [Blair's busy on the phone]  Sure you're not ready to admit you need my help?

  Blair Waldorf : Never!

  [is misunderstood on the phone] 

  Blair Waldorf : No, never isn't what he transitioned Spain into, it's modernism and don't get caught talking during a test.

  Dan Humphrey : When was the last time you slept?

  Blair Waldorf : Sleep is for the weak. And speaking of which, don't act like I don't know why you're really here. It's because you're avoiding Ben and Serena at the loft.

  Dan Humphrey : No, I'm waiting for you to crack.

• Dan Humphrey : What are you doing here? This is Serena's brother's birthday party. It's not okay for you to just show up here unannounced and uninvited since you are no longer welcome here.

  Vanessa Abrams : All I want to do is apologize to you for the part I played in what happened with Serena. I had no idea that was Juliet's plan. You know me, Dan. I would never be okay with things going that far.

  Dan Humphrey : That's what my sister said to me before she came clean. You, on the other hand, pointed the finger at her and left town. Your apology is NOT accepted!

  Vanessa Abrams : Wow. I guess now I can never come back here. Not even with you. My mother was right. You really have become corrupted by this high society elite lifestyle. I'm leaving.

  Dan Humphrey : Good! I'm not going to chase after you this time, Vanessa.

  Vanessa Abrams : And I wouldn't stop for you if you did! Juliet said a lot of things but she was right about one of them. I'm an outsider around here, and always will be.

• [first lines] 

  Gossip Girl : Mick, Keith and their questionably costumed cohorts said "You can't always get what you want."

  [as Dan walks in on Serena and Ben in the loft:] 

  Gossip Girl : But that doesn't mean it's okay for anyone else to have it either.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I'm sorry, it's perfect. Just the perfect amount of toasty.

  [Ben chuckles] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Hey...

  Dan Humphrey : Hey.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Sorry if we kept you up last night, we were playing scrabble.

  Ben Donovan : She fell asleep to avoid losing.

  Dan Humphrey : [to Serena:]  Since when do you enjoy Scrabble?

  Serena van der Woodsen : [caught out]  Do you want some coffee? I made it.

  Ben Donovan : Be careful. She makes it strong. She's giving Staten Island Correctional a run for its money.