- Chuck Bass: Who knew what a turn-on it would be to sleep with the woman trying to buy my company?
- Raina Thorpe: As long as we keep it clean in business, I'm happy to keep it...
- Chuck Bass: ...dirty between the sheets?
- [they go at it]
- Dan Humphrey: [they're squabbling over the stapler] I know you! Your stupid tricks won't work!
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, look!
- [Dan actually falls for it]
- Blair Waldorf: Georgina's baby!
- [grabs the stapler and runs off with it]
- Serena van der Woodsen: [discussion around bathroom mirror] Breakfast with Ben. And don't lecture. He's a nice person, a nice innocent person who deserves a friend after what my Mom did to him.
- Blair Waldorf: Lots of mascara for a friend. But... you can have breakfast with whomever you want. I don't judge. Well, *today* I don't.
- [Serena giggles]
- Blair Waldorf: Because today everything is new and fresh and golden.
- [happy smile]
- Blair Waldorf: Today, my internship begins.
- Serena van der Woodsen: You finally gonna tell me where it is?
- Blair Waldorf: It's too important.
- [hands flitter in hair]
- Blair Waldorf: I can't jinx it! I'll tell you after my first day, but... I must go.
- Serena van der Woodsen: You realize most offices aren't even open this early. Unless... you're interning at a donut shop.
- Blair Waldorf: I want to be early. What's wrong with being early? Catch the worm!
- Serena van der Woodsen: I'll see you at the party tonight. And... good luck at your new job at the mayor's office, or the Whitney or CIA or... whatever.
- [as Blair goes off]
- Serena van der Woodsen: This is like living with Don Draper.
- Blair Waldorf: [arguing with Dan over internship at W magazine] And the only reason you're still here is because nobody asked you "Who's Givenchy?"
- Epperly Lawrence: [takes sip of her cappuccino just as Blair drops a vial of expensive classic perfume back into her bag] Ugh! Why does this taste like Chanel No. 5?
- Epperly Lawrence: [re Blair] I'm sure you know her better than I do.
- Dan Humphrey: Yes, I do. I know that her kindergarten yearbook quote was "the best defense is a good offense."